It's Carrie Underwood's 23rd Birthday!
I am eating celery and petting a cow in her honor.
Here's looking at you, kid!
Today is a Special Day!
It's Carrie Underwood's 23rd Birthday!
I am eating celery and petting a cow in her honor.
Here's looking at you, kid!
I bet it isn't the first time either.Originally Posted by Pieces Hit
She udderly moo'vs me.
Hey crawfish, you're up.
I bet if I like tracked her down to give a gift some big dudes would beat the shyt out of me and pepper spray me in the eyes.
It would be worth it though to give her my hand-made Carrie bear.
Our paper said that she was 21 today...whatever...she has the world on string
And unlike Bo, can actually sing.
Carrie bear? More like a TV Guide bouquet.
She's young enough to be my daughter.
Think she'd consider adoption?
Simon said he likes Kellie Dawn Pickler better than last years winner.
I think you should kill him.
"Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.
"Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes
I heard that and there's now a pee stain on my couch.
He had to have meant her hillbilly innocence and tight jeans because she couldn't touch CU's voice.
His exact words were,
"Actually, I prefer you to last year's winner."
Translated: Carrie wouldn't give me head.
I always wanted to be able to speak British.
I - think Simon is by far the best of the 3 so-called judges.
I don't like how they always talk over him after their turn.
He's still a butthole though.
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