I just sliced my nut

[Penguin]

I can't believe it!

I was eating peanuts in the shell. I ran across a shell that was tough to open, so I used a knife.




Mmmmmmm....I sure do love them peanuts.

Gotta fool the mouseover!

[slickdawg]

Replace it with a nuticle, or a steel one.

[oumartin]

manscaping can be hell penguin.

[SoonerWood]

Blade Cutting Test E

[crawfish]

"sparky"

[IronSooner]

I'd suggest looking for a replacement on pickup trailer hitches.

[Boomer.....]

[Harry Beanbag]

Seriously, when we castrated (my vet did the deed) the calf never knew it was happening. He'd cut across the back of the sack, reach in and grab the marbles, twist the cords a couple times around his finger, and yank. Sometimes he'd have to cut the cord/s. Very little, if any blood.

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[tommieharris91]

It's amazing what you find when your looking for the Texas A&M nutgrabbers GIF.

[salth2o]

I thought since you had been on the inside...you were gangsta' tough. Guess not.

[StoopTroup]

So....Penguins do get vasectomies.

[Harry Beanbag]

[BigRedJed]

I just wanted to point out how much I dislike A&M.

Carry on.