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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Viking Kitten's Avatar
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    There's a Dude Scraping Caulk Right Outside My Window

    This is kind of awkward. I knew we'd be getting new caulk, but the guy is just standing in the bush outside just scraping away. He's literally inches from me, and I have Very Important Work to do.

    I am trying really hard not to make eye contact. He's been scraping almost two hours. How long does it normally take to remove old caulk anyway?

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    Re: There's a Dude Scraping Caulk Right Outside My Window

    Quote Originally Posted by Viking Kitten
    This is kind of awkward. I knew we'd be getting new caulk, but the guy is just standing in the bush outside just scraping away. He's literally inches from me, and I have Very Important Work to do.

    I am trying really hard not to make eye contact. He's been scraping almost two hours. How long does it normally take to remove old caulk anyway?
    a lot less than 2 hours.

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    Re: There's a Dude Scraping Caulk Right Outside My Window

    Quote Originally Posted by Viking Kitten
    How long does it normally take to remove old caulk anyway?
    That depends on what the chick inside the window is wearing.
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Fugue's Avatar
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    Re: There's a Dude Scraping Caulk Right Outside My Window

    give him a little show and he will take his caulk somewhere else.

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    Re: There's a Dude Scraping Caulk Right Outside My Window

    He's not scraping caulk...just FYI.

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    Re: There's a Dude Scraping Caulk Right Outside My Window

    Pic?












    Disclaimer: kidding incase Stanley reads this.

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    Re: There's a Dude Scraping Caulk Right Outside My Window

    does he have the googly eyes?

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    Re: There's a Dude Scraping Caulk Right Outside My Window

    Quote Originally Posted by BudSooner
    He's not scraping caulk...just FYI.
    No, but there's a good chance he's "scraping caulk".
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    Re: There's a Dude Scraping Caulk Right Outside My Window

    If you think he's having impure thoughts you should call the police on him.
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Viking Kitten's Avatar
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    Re: There's a Dude Scraping Caulk Right Outside My Window

    Quote Originally Posted by ChickSoonerFan
    Pic?












    Disclaimer: kidding incase Stanley reads this.
    He wouldn't be my first choice as far as caulk scrapers go.

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    Re: There's a Dude Scraping Caulk Right Outside My Window

    'Scraping Caulk'.

    *Winks*

    Got it. And the sparrow flies at midnight....

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    Re: There's a Dude Scraping Caulk Right Outside My Window

    Quote Originally Posted by Viking Kitten
    There's a Dude Scraping Caulk Right Outside My Window
    so that's what the kids call it these days...

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    Re: There's a Dude Scraping Caulk Right Outside My Window

    does he habla inglis?
    "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.

    "Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes

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    Re: There's a Dude Scraping Caulk Right Outside My Window

    Quote Originally Posted by Viking Kitten
    He's literally inches from me, and I have Very Important Work to do.
    Like, posting on here?
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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    Re: There's a Dude Scraping Caulk Right Outside My Window

    Is he staring at the negspeck on your forehead,

    or lower?

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    Re: There's a Dude Scraping Caulk Right Outside My Window

    Quote Originally Posted by mdklatt
    If you think he's having impure thoughts you should call the police on him.
    Pure gold.

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    Re: There's a Dude Scraping Caulk Right Outside My Window

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    'Scraping Caulk'.

    *Winks*

    Got it. And the sparrow flies at midnight....
    Is that a wink or a twitch?

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    Re: There's a Dude Scraping Caulk Right Outside My Window

    is it hardening?
    Do it for the Polar bears.

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    Re: There's a Dude Scraping Caulk Right Outside My Window

    the caulk
    Do it for the Polar bears.

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    Re: There's a Dude Scraping Caulk Right Outside My Window

    I'm almost done, I swear.
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