In all the Oscars hubbub, no one (that I saw) said a word about how abso-freakin-lutely HAWT Salma Hayek, Uma Thurman, and Jessica Alba looked. Damn.
Oh, and for the record: I'm glad Crash won, the 45 seconds of it that I got to see were intense; Hoffman's Capote deserved the Oscar more, but it sucks that Joaquin Phoenix got jobbed out of the Oscar he should have had for Gladiator again; and The Producers got snubbed like Paris Hilton at a MENSA party.
... that's not food.
Why was I sure this was gonna be some kind of a "Talk Like a Pirate Day" thread?
Salma Hayek definetly gets a big thumbs up
Paris is a Mensa?
An Education is what you get when you Read the Instructions,
Experience is what you get if you don't...
I give Jon Stewart two thumbs up as host. Nobody's mentioned that yet either.
Martin Scorsese - 0, Three 6 Mafia - 1
I didn't watch it but apparently George Clooney thinks we all hunt in these parts and did nothing to stop the spread of AIDS.
I agree. And Ben Stiller's bit was so astonishingly moronic that I couldn't stop laughing.Originally Posted by Viking Kitten
... that's not food.
At the end I was waiting for him to say "And now, your Moment of Zen..."
... that's not food.
i didn't watch it.
did she shave her pr0nstache or something?
I wouldn't know - I never managed to look that high.
... that's not food.
LoL...the oscars were so good that i fell asleep right after george clooney recieved his award. It was the best nap i've ever had
I wouldn't know - I never managed to look that high.
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