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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Gandalf_The_Grey's Avatar
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    Dolly Parton

    Is it just me or is she still do-able

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    Re: Dolly Parton

    dude thats fu**in sick
















    yes

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    Re: Dolly Parton

    How old is she???

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    Re: Dolly Parton

    NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: Dolly Parton

    Quote Originally Posted by Gandalf_The_Grey
    Is it just me or is she still do-able
    No, I think she and Willie Nelson have both crossed over.
    Beware the man who would rule you for your own good. He will never cease. He will regulate every aspect of your life, destroy your liberty and enslave you, and sleep well convinced that he has made the world a better place.

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    Re: Dolly Parton

    she's had way to many plastic surgeries and she looks like that scary little doll that just might come to life and kill everyone in the house.

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    Re: Dolly Parton

    I am not saying it would be something to brag about but most people on this board have done ALOT worse. I would think taking her bra off would be like that moment in Indiana Jones when the Nazi's open that ark

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    Re: Dolly Parton

    I'd hit it.

    As long as she doesn't sing "Rocky Top Tennessee"

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    Re: Dolly Parton

    moped?

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    Re: Dolly Parton

    When all else fails, get a bigger hammer.

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    Re: Dolly Parton

    Quote Originally Posted by afs

    im gonna go ahead and change my answer to


























    yes

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    Re: Dolly Parton

    Quote Originally Posted by OklahomaTrombone
    moped?
    beep beep

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    Remember! DO NOT let her have topsies unless you're wearing SCUBA gear!

    LF

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    Re: Dolly Parton

    Quote Originally Posted by FaninAma
    No, I think she and Willie Nelson have both crossed over.
    When exactly did you give up on Willie?

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    Re: Dolly Parton

    It's amazing how she's lost weight all over her body except...

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    Re: Dolly Parton

    She's 60-ish and that pic has to be no less than 20 years old.

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    Re: Dolly Parton

    Last night she looked either anorexic, bulemic, or chronically tapewormic.

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    Re: Dolly Parton

    I'd hit it.
    Even if she does look like my mother.

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    Re: Dolly Parton

    I don't think I'd wanna see 'em any more.

    Maybe back in the 70's.
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    Re: Dolly Parton

    I hit it. I'd then have to grow a mustace to hide the stretch marks.

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