Willie was playing on my pickup gunrack and got his wee toe hung up on my deer rifle.
Shot Mr. Jenkins right between the shoulder blades.
I left him where he lay.
That's what I told the Police anyway.
Willie was playing on my pickup gunrack and got his wee toe hung up on my deer rifle.
Shot Mr. Jenkins right between the shoulder blades.
I left him where he lay.
That's what I told the Police anyway.
Last edited by Pieces Hit; 3/3/2006 at 01:59 PM.
He was framed I tell ya!
Willie never gets in his truck.
He's been in the dryer and behind the tv but never in the truck...
This is really weak!
THIS JUST IN:
Hundreds of seemingly tame domesticated raccoons have gathered at the dog pound and are chanting in unison something that sounds like "FREE WILLIE".
More news as it happens.
Just say the word and I'll kill all them sumbitches.
When I go home this evening, I'll take a couple pics of whatever coon/skunk/possum I find in my traps. Only instead of dispatching them with a .22, I'll use the 12-gauge. You'll like that.
Kinda makes for tough eating don't it?
Gonna make a stew huh ?Originally Posted by C&CDean
I'm gonna shoot my neighbor in the morning while the raccoon watches.
Snares?
heh.
And I'm gonna watch you do it.I'm gonna shoot my neighbor in the morning while the raccoon watches.
not Spike!
No, I changed his name to "Trigger".
Nah. I'm mean, but I ain't cruel. I use those "Mr. Humane" live traps. That way they're in perfect shape when I blow their worthless brains out.
Dean, you need a vacation sir.
Ahhhh, you like to watch?
No comment.Ahhhh, you like to watch?
Okay, yeah.
Willie was bragging he did it just now.
Now give me a fkn cigarette!
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