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    Superbia in Proelio royalfan5's Avatar
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    So I am headed to Kansas for a cattle sale this weekend

    I am going to help my uncle comb through prospects for a new herd bull. Should be a good time, and it will be nice to get out of Lincoln for a couple of days. There are few things that I find more fun that a quality cattle auction.
    For the good old American lifestyle: For the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money.

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    Re: So I am headed to Kansas for a cattle sale this weekend

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    Re: So I am headed to Kansas for a cattle sale this weekend

    just don't get a gay one.
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    Re: So I am headed to Kansas for a cattle sale this weekend

    Quote Originally Posted by royalfan5
    it will be nice to get out of Lincoln
    always is!

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    Re: So I am headed to Kansas for a cattle sale this weekend

    Quote Originally Posted by TopDaugIn2000
    just don't get a gay one.
    The bulls at this sale are guaranteed breeders. A gay bull would get your money back.
    For the good old American lifestyle: For the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money.

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    Re: So I am headed to Kansas for a cattle sale this weekend

    Rule Number One: No puftahs.
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    Re: So I am headed to Kansas for a cattle sale this weekend

    Quote Originally Posted by royalfan5
    There are few things that I find more fun that a quality cattle auction.
    Embrace the aggy within.
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    Re: So I am headed to Kansas for a cattle sale this weekend

    Some of the funnest times I've had with my dad have been at the sale barn.

    Not to mention some of the best food . . .

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    Re: So I am headed to Kansas for a cattle sale this weekend

    Be sure and take a leak on the tape/wire around the show steer pens, it feels good.

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    Re: So I am headed to Kansas for a cattle sale this weekend

    I get stoked for Saturday mornings at the sale barn too.

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    Re: So I am headed to Kansas for a cattle sale this weekend

    I saw a bull break his leg trying to jump a gate . . . he got it hung up when he was running from another bull after he got whipped.

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    Re: So I am headed to Kansas for a cattle sale this weekend

    There's a nice sale today at Express Ranches in Yukon if you need a Limousin bull.

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    Re: So I am headed to Kansas for a cattle sale this weekend

    Quote Originally Posted by Taxman71
    There's a nice sale today at Express Ranches in Yukon if you need a Limousin bull.
    Bring the title to your house, it's all they'll accept!

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    Re: So I am headed to Kansas for a cattle sale this weekend

    You can probably work it off............for 30 years.

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    Re: So I am headed to Kansas for a cattle sale this weekend

    I raise my Goblet of Rock to you.

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    Re: So I am headed to Kansas for a cattle sale this weekend

    Quote Originally Posted by Taxman71
    There's a nice sale today at Express Ranches in Yukon if you need a Limousin bull.
    We're Gelbvieh breeders.
    For the good old American lifestyle: For the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money.

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    Superbia in Proelio royalfan5's Avatar
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    Re: So I am headed to Kansas for a cattle sale this weekend

    Quote Originally Posted by Taxman71
    Be sure and take a leak on the tape/wire around the show steer pens, it feels good.
    Um. I've been around ag my entire life, those suggestions only work on city folk.
    For the good old American lifestyle: For the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money.

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    Re: So I am headed to Kansas for a cattle sale this weekend

    Quote Originally Posted by royalfan5
    Should be a good time, and it will be nice to get out of Lincoln for a couple of days.

    The bad news is that you have to return eventually. But, enjoy it while it lasts.







    Anybody else find it immensely funny that a cattle sale trumps Lincoln?

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    Re: So I am headed to Kansas for a cattle sale this weekend

    Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.
    [Takes a drink from the bucket]

    Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.
    Metaphors be with you!

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    Re: So I am headed to Kansas for a cattle sale this weekend

    Quote Originally Posted by royalfan5
    We're Gelbvieh breeders.
    Watch your language, son!

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