Little help here

[1stTimeCaller]

My two week/resignation letter.

I am writing to give a two week notice of my resignation. I appreciate the opportunity that you and Company X have given me but I don’t see a career for me here at Company X.

I'm not very eloquent and usually too short and sweet to the point of what I'm writing. Anyone have any ideas?

[Hot Rod]

http://www.i-resign.com/uk/letters/

[Fugue]

My two week/resignation letter.



I'm not very eloquent and usually too short and sweet to the point of what I'm writing. Anyone have any ideas?

I would drop the "I don't see..." line. Make it all positive.

more a5skissing, less truth. keep the bridge flame free.

[Mjcpr]

I would drop the "I don't see..." line. Make it all positive.

I second this.

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I second this.

thanks

[OUinFLA]

How about :

You Suck,
I Quit


or, if you dont want to offend, drop the first line

[1stTimeCaller]

OK here goes.

Thanks for the opportunity to give you guys an upperdecker. I quit.

1TC

[OUinFLA]

I cant believe we have progressed from your pursuit of a sex life to the pursuit of a livelyhood in less than 48 hours.

[1stTimeCaller]

Or howabout,

I'm leaving because you are cheap bastages. You tricked me by not providing health insurance for the first 90 days when being insured immediatly was discussed and agreed upon during negotiations. Then to top it off you didn't pay me $43.65 in mileage to do Dave a favor to go babysit his job.

I hope you saved enough in those two smoove moves to pay for my relocation and the recruiter's fee.

I also got a ninja sweet job with a numbaone company.

GADOCADWI

1TC

[Mjcpr]

I hope you saved enough in those two smoove moves to pay for my relocation and the recruiter's fee.

Were you not required to stay for a certain period of time or be liable for these fees?

Not sure if they can do that or not.....just wondering.

[JohnnyMack]

Dear Company,

**** you mother****ers.

Out.

Hugs and Kisses,

Dean's Bitch.

[1stTimeCaller]

no. I never signed anything that said that. The recruiter has to place another guy in my place being as I wasn't here 6 months.

[OUinFLA]

so................. you're really sticking it to the recruiter too?
Hope he's a longwhorn.

[TexasLidig8r]

Or howabout,

I'm leaving because you are cheap bastages. You tricked me by not providing health insurance for the first 90 days when being insured immediatly was discussed and agreed upon during negotiations. Then to top it off you didn't pay me $43.65 in mileage to do Dave a favor to go babysit his job. ... and I am so gonna lay some serious wood to hot Deb the Copy Lady and NOT tell you how great she was.

I hope you saved enough in those two smoove moves to pay for my relocation and the recruiter's fee.

I also got a ninja sweet job with a numbaone company.

GADOCADWI

1TC

fixed.

[OUinFLA]

That'd be ok Lid except for the "serious" word.

[Okieflyer]

I would drop the "I don't see..." line. Make it all positive.

more a5skissing, less truth. keep the bridge flame free.

Yes this is true. Never burn a bridge you don't have to.

[usmc-sooner]

I quit, in two weeks.

[RacerX]

nevermind.

My letters have always been reall straightforward. Tell when it's effective and that you've appreciated the opportunites they've given.

The end.

[RacerX]

Or howabout,

I'm leaving because you are cheap bastages. You tricked me by not providing health insurance for the first 90 days when being insured immediatly was discussed and agreed upon during negotiations. Then to top it off you didn't pay me $43.65 in mileage to do Dave a favor to go babysit his job.

I hope you saved enough in those two smoove moves to pay for my relocation and the recruiter's fee.

I also got a ninja sweet job with a numbaone company.

GADOCADWI

1TC

In crayon on the back of either a beer coaster or bar napkin.

[1stTimeCaller]

so................. you're really sticking it to the recruiter too?
Hope he's a longwhorn.

no the same guy placed me at this new place. I could have done it without him but I didn't want to screw him out of his comission. Even if he loses his comission for here, which he won't, his comission is greater for the place I'm going.

I do my best to not screw people when it comes to their paychecks.