Big Swing and a Miss, part deux

**1stTimeCaller** · 2/22/2006, 09:55 AM

I think the plan for today is to just go up , say hi and ask her if she'd like to do something this weekend.

But what exactly is that something?

**afs** · 2/22/2006, 09:57 AM

where do you live?

**Mjcpr** · 2/22/2006, 09:58 AM

Originally Posted by afs

where do you live?

Dumpsville. Population, him.

**1stTimeCaller** · 2/22/2006, 09:59 AM

I live in Fort Worth, she lives in Keller, with the rents

**Hatfield** · 2/22/2006, 09:59 AM

ask her if she wants to play a little...ouch ouch you're on my hair

**afs** · 2/22/2006, 10:01 AM

lives with the rents....doubt you're going to get any 1st date action....probably can't stay awake past 10pm. Take her out to Furrs/Luby's and go home to watch CSI?

**1stTimeCaller** · 2/22/2006, 10:07 AM

I was thinking of going to Shreveport Friday night and New Orleans on Saturday night. So maybe this weekend isn't a good one to ask her out for.

**Howzit** · 2/22/2006, 10:08 AM

Tell her you need some help unzipping a "file."

Then unzip your pants and yell "A BALONEY FILE!!!!!1"

You're welcome.

**okienole3** · 2/22/2006, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller

I was thinking of going to Shreveport Friday night and New Orleans on Saturday night. So maybe this weekend isn't a good one to ask her out for.

See if she wants to go with you. Who knows, she may be a wild and crazy girl. I hear that copy girls are.

BTW, I like the sig.

**JohnnyMack** · 2/22/2006, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by Howzit

Tell her you need some help unzipping a "file."

Then unzip your pants and yell "A BALONEY FILE!!!!!1"

You're welcome.

You are smoove. I'll give you that. You should write books.

**OUDoc** · 2/22/2006, 10:15 AM

Tell her you have to go to the STD clinic and see if she wants to get checked as well.

**afs** · 2/22/2006, 10:15 AM

you could take her somewhere to watch ice skating...homo.

**Howzit** · 2/22/2006, 10:16 AM

Originally Posted by JohnnyMack

You are smoove. I'll give you that. You should write books.

<sniff> Got a million of 'em.

**JohnnyMack** · 2/22/2006, 10:17 AM

Take her to Joe T.'s for dinner and margaritas, then go over to Billy Bob's, then take her back to your place and ride her like Secretariat.

**critical_phil** · 2/22/2006, 10:22 AM

wear your pink hat.....it'll represent your softer, emotional, caring side.

then take her back to your place and ride her like Secretariat.

**1stTimeCaller** · 2/22/2006, 10:24 AM

THAT HAT IS NOT PINK!!!!!!!!!!1111!!@@22!!!!

**Stanley1** · 2/22/2006, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller

THAT HAT IS NOT PINK!!!!!!!!!!1111!!@@22!!!!

Having seen it in person, yes it is. CVS?

**crawfish** · 2/22/2006, 10:28 AM

Considering what howzit hasn't deleted, I'm a bit skeered about what he did...

**1stTimeCaller** · 2/22/2006, 10:28 AM

It is a faded red. NOT PINK, pink is on the inside.

**colleyvillesooner** · 2/22/2006, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by Stanley1

Having seen it in person, yes it is. CVS?

Pink as most of Elton John's wardrobe.

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