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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 White House Boy's Avatar
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    Man Charged With Killing Roommate Over Toilet Tissue

    "Who is this coming from Edom, from Bozrah, with his garments stained crimson?
    Who is this, robed in splendor, striding forward in the greatness of his strength?
    'It is I, speaking in righteousness, mighty to save.' "

    Isaiah 63:1

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member sooner_born_1960's Avatar
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    Re: Man Charged With Killing Roommate Over Toilet Tissue

    Sounds like self defense.
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    Re: Man Charged With Killing Roommate Over Toilet Tissue

    All you need to see is that dude's picture and you know he killed somebody. Yikes.
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    Re: Man Charged With Killing Roommate Over Toilet Tissue

    My wife comes close to that when I don't replace the TP.

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    Re: Man Charged With Killing Roommate Over Toilet Tissue

    The victim may still be alive today if he was a coffee drinker...

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    Re: Man Charged With Killing Roommate Over Toilet Tissue

    Quote Originally Posted by sooner_born_1960
    Sounds like self defense.



    "Matthews was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints, detectives said."



    yeah. clearly.
    Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.

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    Re: Man Charged With Killing Roommate Over Toilet Tissue

    Apparently you guys have never been out of toilet paper (Czar excluded, of course).

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    Not Exactly Right soonerbrat's Avatar
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    Re: Man Charged With Killing Roommate Over Toilet Tissue

    Quote Originally Posted by OUDoc
    Apparently you guys have never been out of toilet paper (Czar excluded, of course).


    that's what handtowels are for.
    Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.

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    Re: Man Charged With Killing Roommate Over Toilet Tissue

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerbrat
    that's what handtowels are for.

    My wife would be on the news if I used a handtowel.
    heh.

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    Re: Man Charged With Killing Roommate Over Toilet Tissue

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerbrat
    that's what handtowels are for.
    They clog my toilet.

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    Re: Man Charged With Killing Roommate Over Toilet Tissue

    The other dude pulled out a rifle, yet the dude with a claw hammer and sledge hammer wins?

    Color me ...

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    Re: Man Charged With Killing Roommate Over Toilet Tissue

    so fer a little more than a dollar a man lost his life. sometimes i think ive seen enough to not go wow anymore, but then i read things like this. 2 lives destroyed over a quiktrip hotdog. wtf

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Jimminy Crimson's Avatar
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    Re: Man Charged With Killing Roommate Over Toilet Tissue

    Quote Originally Posted by Hamhock
    My wife would be on the news if I used a handtowel.
    Especially the kind with the monogram on them!

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    Re: Man Charged With Killing Roommate Over Toilet Tissue

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerbrat
    that's what handtowels are for.
    as long as they're dark colors

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    Re: Man Charged With Killing Roommate Over Toilet Tissue

    Quote Originally Posted by OUDoc
    Apparently you guys have never been out of toilet paper (Czar excluded, of course).

    mdklatt's Rules to Live By #3:

    Toilet paper epitomizes the expression "it's better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it".

    I always maintain an emergency reserve four-pack. If I get careless and have to dip into the reserve I will restock within 24 hours.
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    Re: Man Charged With Killing Roommate Over Toilet Tissue

    True. Can't have enough beer or TP.

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    Re: Man Charged With Killing Roommate Over Toilet Tissue

    What is this "toilet paper" you speak of?

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    Re: Man Charged With Killing Roommate Over Toilet Tissue

    I guess he didn't know that when you are out of TP, you can still count on old hickory.

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    Re: Man Charged With Killing Roommate Over Toilet Tissue

    Quote Originally Posted by IB4OU2
    The victim may still be alive today if he was a coffee drinker...
    Can I just get a standing, scheduled spek delivery for this guy?

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    Re: Man Charged With Killing Roommate Over Toilet Tissue

    Quote Originally Posted by BeetDigger
    I guess he didn't know that when you are out of TP, you can still count on Old Hickory.



    Maybe you can afford to wipe your *** with twenty dollar bills, but that's not very practical advice for the rest of us, Bruce.
    Last edited by mdklatt; 2/21/2006 at 02:48 PM.
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