"Who is this coming from Edom, from Bozrah, with his garments stained crimson?
Who is this, robed in splendor, striding forward in the greatness of his strength?
'It is I, speaking in righteousness, mighty to save.' "
Isaiah 63:1
Sounds like self defense.
Real Name: Mark
All you need to see is that dude's picture and you know he killed somebody. Yikes.
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
My wife comes close to that when I don't replace the TP.
The victim may still be alive today if he was a coffee drinker...
Originally Posted by sooner_born_1960
"Matthews was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints, detectives said."
yeah. clearly.
Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.
Apparently you guys have never been out of toilet paper (Czar excluded, of course).
Originally Posted by OUDoc
that's what handtowels are for.
Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.
Originally Posted by soonerbrat
My wife would be on the news if I used a handtowel.
heh.
They clog my toilet.Originally Posted by soonerbrat
The other dude pulled out a rifle, yet the dude with a claw hammer and sledge hammer wins?
Color me ...
so fer a little more than a dollar a man lost his life. sometimes i think ive seen enough to not go wow anymore, but then i read things like this. 2 lives destroyed over a quiktrip hotdog. wtf
Especially the kind with the monogram on them!Originally Posted by Hamhock
as long as they're dark colorsOriginally Posted by soonerbrat
Originally Posted by OUDoc
mdklatt's Rules to Live By #3:
Toilet paper epitomizes the expression "it's better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it".
I always maintain an emergency reserve four-pack. If I get careless and have to dip into the reserve I will restock within 24 hours.
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
True. Can't have enough beer or TP.
What is this "toilet paper" you speak of?
I guess he didn't know that when you are out of TP, you can still count on old hickory.
Can I just get a standing, scheduled spek delivery for this guy?Originally Posted by IB4OU2
Originally Posted by BeetDigger
Maybe you can afford to wipe your *** with twenty dollar bills, but that's not very practical advice for the rest of us, Bruce.
Last edited by mdklatt; 2/21/2006 at 02:48 PM.
I'm not happy until you're not happy.