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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Sooner24's Avatar
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    Our mens basketball team needs to go to a Urologist

    We must have some kind of prostate problem because we continue to pi$$ away big leads in every game we play.

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    Re: Our mens basketball team needs to go to a Urologist

    In that case, our prostate is working just fine. It's just that we get constipated late in games and can't seem to push out in front.
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    Re: Our mens basketball team needs to go to a Urologist

    Quote Originally Posted by Sooner24
    We must have some kind of prostate problem because we continue to pi$$ away big leads in every game we play.
    The symptom you describe sounds like more of a bladder control problem than prostate.

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    Re: Our mens basketball team needs to go to a Urologist

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    Re: Our mens basketball team needs to go to a Urologist

    How about some sunshine?

    OU trailed 48-47 before going on a 15-4 run to take a 62-52 lead.

    Maybe some of you haven't noticed, but basketball is often a game of streaks. So banging your head against the wall when one of OU's opponents goes on a scoring run will do nothing but give you an even greater headache.

    I watched Duke get outscored by Boston College the other day 18-3 during a stretch that saw the Eagles turn a 71-53 deficit into a 74-71 game.

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    Re: Our mens basketball team needs to go to a Urologist

    Quote Originally Posted by Jay C. Upchurch

    I watched Duke get outscored by Boston College the other day 18-3 during a stretch that saw the Eagles turn a 71-53 deficit into a 74-71 game.
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    You must have imagined that because it is common knowledge that only OU gives up big scoring runs.

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    Re: Our mens basketball team needs to go to a Urologist

    <sigh> It's like people don't care if we win, they just want us to blow a lead so they can bitch.
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    Re: Our mens basketball team needs to go to a Urologist

    This self-destruction was particulary puzzling. We had our "smartest" players out to maintain and widen the lead, but ended up making more and more boneheaded plays...

    I swear. We need to put Carter, Neal, Griffin, Longar, and Godbold out there when we have a sizeable lead. Those players don't screw up nearly as much as Taj and Everett do, it seems.
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    Re: Our mens basketball team needs to go to a Urologist

    Quote Originally Posted by Sooner24
    We must have some kind of prostate problem because we continue to pi$$ away big leads in every game we play.
    No, you just have a fundamental misunderstanding of the flow of a basketball game and the effect of intangibles like homecourt on a team's play.

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    Re: Our mens basketball team needs to go to a Urologist

    Quote Originally Posted by BoomerJack
    The symptom you describe sounds like more of a bladder control problem than prostate.
    I think you're right. Prostates don't generally shrink (that I know of) but they are known to enlarge in older men. This enlargement results in the constriction of flow in the urinary tract. A prostate problem would then lead to an inability to pi$$ away big leads, not contribute to it.

    We should be so lucky as to have a collective prostate problem.

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