She's here scanning thousands of documents and I always try to flirt with her when I walk by and it usually comes out like this, "Hey Deb, you sure seem to like that copier." or "Hey Deb, mumble mumble mumble".
I am sooooo smoove.
She's here scanning thousands of documents and I always try to flirt with her when I walk by and it usually comes out like this, "Hey Deb, you sure seem to like that copier." or "Hey Deb, mumble mumble mumble".
I am sooooo smoove.
one day
just whip it out dude. you'll know soon enuff if she's interested.
I don't see how you haven't scored yet.
Shouldn't you be flirting with someone who's a chick all the time?
NTTAWWT!
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Tell her the copier is good for more than copying paper. Make sure you add "if you know what I mean" at the end so she knows what you mean.
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
Bring in a boom box with some porno music on it and turn it on and play naughty copy machine repairman with her.
I think she wants me to ask her out. I get that feeling you know, kinda like spidey sense and **** but I've had stuff to do on the weekends that a date would mess up. Maybe this weekend is her lucky weekend. The girls in the office tell me that I'm too wild for her and that she's a goody two shoes type. Her cousin is our HR lady. That has been slowing down my progress.
one day
oh man, I'd stay away from here if she has relation working in HR.
Good way to get a lawsuit on your butt.
There ought to be one on mine after this weekend. I blame the chili and the cabbage.Originally Posted by oumartin
well lets hear the story then.
Sounds like par for the course.I think she wants me to ask her out. I get that feeling you know, kinda like spidey sense and **** but I've hadto do on the weekends and a date would mess that up. Maybe this weekend is her lucky weekend. The girls in the office tell me that I'm too gay for her and that she's not even remotely interested. Her cousin is our HR lady. That has been slowing down my progress.
Stand around doin' the "makin' copies" routine. It gets really funny after about ten minutes.
She's about 5' 8", slender, long blonde hair, pretty face, legs that look like they go for days, nice caboose.
I'd probably end up ****ing on her floor though.
one day
"Hey baby, I've got something you can enlarge!"
always worked for me.
I got a bad mustache
a recurring rash
and not a lot of cash.
I spend it on my stash.
Man it's good to be a geek!
I think you got copier and microscope confused.
Pic?
What's wrong with ****ing on the floor?She's about 5' 8", slender, long blonde hair, pretty face, legs that look like they go for days, nice caboose.
I'd probably end up ****ing on her floor though.
Oh.
It's you.
You meant ****ing on her floor.
Gotcha.
okay, maybe not skinny
Yeah dude all you gotta do is give her a reason!
"Now I see this clearly. My whole life is pointed in one direction. There never has been a choice for me."
-Travis Bickle
BOYCOTT "I Am Legend"!!!!!
You been talking to my wife? Again?!
I got a bad mustache
a recurring rash
and not a lot of cash.
I spend it on my stash.
Man it's good to be a geek!
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