At the handicapped dance: A sad hare-lipped woman was approached by a man with a wooden eye...
Man: Would you like to dance?
Excited Woman: OH, WOULD I?
Man: HARE LIP! HARE LIP! HARE LIP!
At the handicapped dance: A sad hare-lipped woman was approached by a man with a wooden eye...
Man: Would you like to dance?
Excited Woman: OH, WOULD I?
Man: HARE LIP! HARE LIP! HARE LIP!
Gee, I didn't know they had dances like that.........I need to check it out.Originally Posted by Pieces Hit
Chinese cook to Greek customer: "You care for flied lice?"
Greek: "You mean fried rice, right?"
Cook: "NO, flied lice you Gleek plick!"
Oklahoma is so windy because Texas sucks and Kansas blows.
Little dog with arm in sling walks into old west bar wearing six guns and says,
"I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
Something tells me you've got a million of 'em.
What kind of sandwiches do astronauts eat?
launch meat.