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    Now, if I just had a girlfriend...

    Just made my goat-cheese and chili-powder truffles.

    1/8 tsp lemon extract
    1/2 tsp vanilla extract
    2 tbsp confectioner's sugar
    8 oz dark chocolate
    6 oz unsalted goat cheese.

    Melt chocolate in a pan OVER simmering water. Stir until smooth. Fold in goat cheese, sugar, lemon extract, and vanilla extract. Remove from heat. Whisk until fluffy and chill for 1 hour.

    Roll mixutre into 1/4" balls and roll in chili powder.

    Sounds weird. Tastes awesome.

    I will admit that I stole this recipe.

    On the bright side, I got a girl's phone number today. Think I'm going to call her tomorrow. If she's at home, then she ain't got a boyfriend.
    "The choices we discern as having been made in the Constitutional Convention impose burdens on governmental proceses that often seem clumsy, inefficient, even unworkable, but those hard choices were consciously made by men who had lived under a form of government that permitted arbitrary governmental acts to go unchecked." INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983) (Burger, C.J.)

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    Re: Now, if I just had a girlfriend...

    With all that cheese and chili powder you can fart the national anthem for her.

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    Re: Now, if I just had a girlfriend...

    good point.
    "The choices we discern as having been made in the Constitutional Convention impose burdens on governmental proceses that often seem clumsy, inefficient, even unworkable, but those hard choices were consciously made by men who had lived under a form of government that permitted arbitrary governmental acts to go unchecked." INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983) (Burger, C.J.)

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    Re: Now, if I just had a girlfriend...

    Seriously, though, people. Try the recipe. It's very very good.
    "The choices we discern as having been made in the Constitutional Convention impose burdens on governmental proceses that often seem clumsy, inefficient, even unworkable, but those hard choices were consciously made by men who had lived under a form of government that permitted arbitrary governmental acts to go unchecked." INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983) (Burger, C.J.)

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    Re: Now, if I just had a girlfriend...

    If she's got a boyfriend, you can always try the goat.

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    Re: Now, if I just had a girlfriend...

    Heh -
    I'm baaaack!!!!

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    Re: Now, if I just had a girlfriend...

    Froze,

    The only thing you're gonna catch by cooking up some cheesy fag dish is either a) a fag, or (b) some chickadema who doesn't cook.

    Call her. Tell her you like some cheese balls. If she makes them for you, then you're golden. If she doesn't, then she ain't worth stewing over. If it doesn't bleed, and go on the grill, you shouldn't be cooking it.

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    Re: Now, if I just had a girlfriend...

    Quote Originally Posted by Frozen Sooner
    Just made my goat-cheese and chili-powder truffles.

    1/8 tsp lemon extract
    1/2 tsp vanilla extract
    2 tbsp confectioner's sugar
    8 oz dark chocolate
    6 oz unsalted goat cheese.

    Melt chocolate in a pan OVER simmering water. Stir until smooth. Fold in goat cheese, sugar, lemon extract, and vanilla extract. Remove from heat. Whisk until fluffy and chill for 1 hour.

    Roll mixutre into 1/4" balls and roll in chili powder.

    Sounds weird.
    Tastes awesome.

    I will admit that I stole this recipe.

    On the bright side, I got a girl's phone number today. Think I'm going to call her tomorrow. If she's at home, then she ain't got a boyfriend.
    darn right it sounds weird
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    Re: Now, if I just had a girlfriend...

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    Froze,

    The only thing you're gonna catch by cooking up some cheesy fag dish is either a) a fag, or (b) some chickadema who doesn't cook.

    Call her. Tell her you like some cheese balls. If she makes them for you, then you're golden. If she doesn't, then she ain't worth stewing over. If it doesn't bleed, and go on the grill, you shouldn't be cooking it.
    Not really trying to catch anyone there, Dean. Just making a faggy chocolatey dish.

    And it has chili powder.
    "The choices we discern as having been made in the Constitutional Convention impose burdens on governmental proceses that often seem clumsy, inefficient, even unworkable, but those hard choices were consciously made by men who had lived under a form of government that permitted arbitrary governmental acts to go unchecked." INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983) (Burger, C.J.)

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    Re: Now, if I just had a girlfriend...

    What kind of goat cheese?
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    Re: Now, if I just had a girlfriend...

    Quote Originally Posted by Frozen Sooner
    Not really trying to catch anyone there, Dean. Just making a faggy chocolatey dish.

    And it has chili powder.
    Does the chili powder make it a faggy farty party?
    I'm baaaack!!!!

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    Re: Now, if I just had a girlfriend...

    Quote Originally Posted by Tailwind
    What kind of goat cheese?
    Just your basic unsalted will do. It's a little tough to fine, since most of what you'll find is seasoned and salted.
    "The choices we discern as having been made in the Constitutional Convention impose burdens on governmental proceses that often seem clumsy, inefficient, even unworkable, but those hard choices were consciously made by men who had lived under a form of government that permitted arbitrary governmental acts to go unchecked." INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983) (Burger, C.J.)

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    Thanks. Sounds just weird enough to give it a try.
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    Re: Now, if I just had a girlfriend...

    how many does this make? Should the recipe be doubled to make it worth making?

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    Re: Now, if I just had a girlfriend...

    Quote Originally Posted by Frozen Sooner
    On the bright side, I got a girl's phone number today. Think I'm going to call her tomorrow. If she's at home, then she ain't got a boyfriend.
    Does her number start with 555?

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    Re: Now, if I just had a girlfriend...

    also, where could I get this cheese in OKC?

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    Re: Now, if I just had a girlfriend...

    Quote Originally Posted by OUAndy1807
    how many does this make? Should the recipe be doubled to make it worth making?

    It makes about 24-30. There's plenty there. They're VERY rich.

    I have no idea where you'd get the cheese in OKC other than at a decent grocery store. My local grocer carries it.
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    Re: Now, if I just had a girlfriend...

    Quote Originally Posted by william_brasky
    Does her number start with 555?

    CURSES, FOILED AGAIN!

    No, it doesn't. But thanks for introducing the "gave me a fake number" paranoia.

    Then again, she said I was "very handsome" when I met her. Not like to her friends. To me. So we've obviously got poor eyesight in common.
    "The choices we discern as having been made in the Constitutional Convention impose burdens on governmental proceses that often seem clumsy, inefficient, even unworkable, but those hard choices were consciously made by men who had lived under a form of government that permitted arbitrary governmental acts to go unchecked." INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983) (Burger, C.J.)

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    Re: Now, if I just had a girlfriend...

    Isn't "Asiago" goat cheese?

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    Re: Now, if I just had a girlfriend...

    Is she an Eskimo? George Carlin says that one of the hardest things to do is to get wet leather leggings off of a kicking Eskimo. If she is, maybe she could bring the goat cheese, or whale blubber or whatever.

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