Hey 1tc,

[JohnnyMack]

Wanna go quail hunting with me this weekend?

[1stTimeCaller]

I've been waiting for you to ask. I already have my 00 buckshot loaded up.

[NormanPride]

Dibs on being the hick witness.

[1stTimeCaller]

Dibs on being the hick witness.

I'm gonna need you to say "It sounded like a freight train and the next thing I knowed was the roof was done tore off" to see iffin yous qualify for the job.

[NormanPride]

Sorry, I'm relatively new to Oklahoma, so I don't have much experience with 'naders. I'm from south Texas, so I do lots of "Well, the rain done kept flowin' until mah trailer filled up! Then the dawgs got to barkin and I had to climb up onna roof!" We do floods more than 'naders.

[1stTimeCaller]

you got the job

[GottaHavePride]

I'm gonna need you to say "It sounded like a freight train and the next thing I knowed was the roof was done tore off" to see iffin yous qualify for the job.

Need a second hillbilly witness? I do a good "they say them tornaddies sound like fraight trains, but there tweren't no woo-woo or nuthin!"

[JohnnyMack]

I'm gonna need you to say "It sounded like a freight train and the next thing I knowed was the roof was done tore off" to see iffin yous qualify for the job.

All you gotta do is scream "IT WAS PANDELEREUM!!!!" and you're in.

[BudSooner]

Or... "Them thar aliens was right nice until they took out that shiny glowing thingy and had me drop muh drawers......."

[OU-HSV]

I could bring my saw'd off 20 gauge...it's very accurate