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    Birth Defects Up in Polygamous Area

    A rare, severe birth defect is on the rise in an inbred polygamous community on the Utah-Arizona border, according to a doctor who has treated many of the children.

    Intermarriage among close relatives is producing children who have two copies of a recessive gene for a debilitating condition called fumarase deficiency. The enzyme irregularity causes severe mental retardation, epileptic seizures and other effects that often leaves children unable to take care of themselves.
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    Re: Don't marry your cousin, y'all

    cousin pumpers.
    I don’t know if the block on that last one was due to low trajectory or if the guys up front didn’t hold their ground well enough. I’m not convinced it matters. We have every reason to believe the ball could have gone through the uprights and the refs would have signaled first down Oregon. - D.E.

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    Re: Don't marry your cousin, y'all

    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    Re: Don't marry your cousin, y'all

    That's why we dug the Grand Canyon, to separate those people from the rest of the state.
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    Re: Don't marry your cousin, y'all

    Someone should these folks that it's only cool to be doing two chicks at the same time if they're not related to you.
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    Re: Don't marry your cousin, y'all

    It's not the 'marryin' part thats causing this, it's the f****** part.

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    Re: Don't marry your cousin, y'all

    They're just trying to remove themselves from the gene pool a bit more quickly.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: Don't marry your cousin, y'all

    Dang. My cousin is FREAKIN HAWT

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    Re: Don't marry your cousin, y'all

    Quote Originally Posted by GottaHavePride
    They're just trying to remove themselves from the gene pool a bit more quickly.

    Actually, they're making it a mulligan stew.

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    Re: Don't marry your cousin, y'all

    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerWood
    It's not the 'marryin' part thats causing this, it's the f****** part.
    I know, but I didn't want to put that in the title. This is a family board.
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    Re: Don't marry your cousin, y'all

    Quote Originally Posted by BeetDigger
    Actually, they're making it a mulligan stew.
    What, with do-overs? Ick.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: Don't marry your cousin, y'all

    Quote Originally Posted by GottaHavePride
    What, with do-overs? Ick.

    Let's just hope that they stop before the kids start being born with horns and three arms.

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    Re: Don't marry your cousin, y'all

    Quote Originally Posted by BeetDigger
    Let's just hope that they stop before the kids start being born with horns and three arms.
    Apparently the kids they're having now are too dumb to **** so natural selection has already solved the problem.
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    Re: Don't marry your cousin, y'all


    It's okay if she's a hot 13 year old though. Right?

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    Re: Don't marry your cousin, y'all

    Quote Originally Posted by TheLurker

    It's okay if she's a hot 13 year old though. Right?
    hawt = good
    cousin = bad
    13 = worse

    OR

    13 = bad
    cousin = worse

    I can't decide.
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    Re: Don't marry your cousin, y'all

    Quote Originally Posted by BeetDigger
    Let's just hope that they stop before the kids start being born with horns and three arms.
    Thats what happened to texass 'cept for the arms.
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    Re: Don't marry your cousin, y'all

    BUMP.

    Some of ya' need the reminder.
    You only live once, but if you work it right...once is enough!

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    Re: Don't marry your cousin, y'all

    A rare, severe birth defect is on the rise in an inbred polygamous community on the Utah-Arizona border, according to a doctor who has treated many of the children.
    ...
    The enzyme irregularity causes severe mental retardation, epileptic seizures and other effects that often leaves children unable to take care of themselves and since many of the plural wives are on the dole, the government takes care of them.
    FIFY

    Sad, these babies didn't need to happen or should have happened.
    Everything progressives do is aimed at weakening democracy, capitalism and the social and cultural institutions that support those things...... They are about subjugating people and being a ruling class.

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    Re: Don't marry your cousin, y'all

    Quote Originally Posted by salth2o View Post
    BUMP.

    Some of ya' need the reminder.
    Gosh i hope none of our posters are affected. I'm afraid there is one however who might be susceptible to this ST gene.

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    Re: Don't marry your cousin, y'all

    So it is possible to have a kid that can mow and weedeat at the same time?
    OSU still aspires respect and OU still likes to blow out their candle.

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