I first thought Morgan Freeman but I think he might be the type to cut me.
Michael Jackson and Prince for sure.
Dustin Hoffman, Owen Wilson, Michael Caine, and that Di Caprio guy too maybe.
And most of the women.
I first thought Morgan Freeman but I think he might be the type to cut me.
Michael Jackson and Prince for sure.
Dustin Hoffman, Owen Wilson, Michael Caine, and that Di Caprio guy too maybe.
And most of the women.
I could beat up Horshack.
God, you're sick. What next, a latex thread?
David Spade and his tubby companion in those Capitol One commercials.
DJ Qualls
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
if fred durst were still a celebrity, i'd say fred durst......
i bet angelina jolie could whip you.
Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.
Stick any of them in a human sized blender, and you could whip any one of them.
Metaphors be with you!
I should be so lucky.Originally Posted by soonerbrat
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
Well I said MOST women, didn't I?Originally Posted by soonerbrat
I would, however, opt for the spanking.
Yeah, but you better kill him if you do.
Bruce.
He's a security guard, though. He'll mace you right in the belly button.Originally Posted by Oldnslo
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
Madonna
My kids rock the flock!
Are you kidding? She's pretty buff.Originally Posted by OUthunder
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.
And I could kick the crap out of all the dead ones as well.
Don't even mess with me Valentino, you lifeless *****.
dude, dont short yourself........there's a BUNCH of dead celebrities you've never even considered
Amy Smart
Kirsten Dunst
Reese Witherspoon