Beer Bratwurst, sauerkraut, fried potatoes...

[Mrs. Norm]

were cooking on my stove. Everything smelled so good! We cut into the Bratwurst and they looked "wrong". We cooked them longer, and they just didn't look good. I believe they were spoiled. So, we ended up having Sonic. It really p***ed me off!

[mrowl]

I hope you didn't buy them from Best Buy

[Mrs. Norm]

I hope you didn't buy them from Best Buy

No, but I guarantee I'll have yet another place I can't shop at.

[Cam]

No, but I guarantee I'll have yet another place I can't shop at.

At this rate, you'd be better off opening your own mega store. It'd probably be better for Norm's health.

[soonerbrat]

So you're saying you have spoiled brats?


hahahahahahahahahahaha

i crack myself up sometimes

[Nab'R]

You surely ate the fried potatoes. Surely.

[Mrs. Norm]

You surely ate the fried potatoes. Surely.

Nope. We gave up on the whole dinner.

[JohnnyMack]

I had brats for the Super Bowl last night. Boiled those bitches up in some authentic Wisconsin brew even.

They RMFO. I even finished them on my (gas) grill. Take that dumb burn ban!

[Nab'R]

Nope. We gave up on the whole dinner.

That's sad. That's just sad.

I'm seriously tearing up.

[Mrs. Norm]

That's sad. That's just sad.

I'm seriously tearing up.

What's sad is that I can still smell the dinner we were going to have. The aroma is very good, but I didn't have the chance to eat it.

[Mjcpr]

Nothing smells better than sauerkraut.

[Mjcpr]

So you're saying you have spoiled brats?


hahahahahahahahahahaha

i crack myself up sometimes

Well, I thought it was funny.

[olevetonahill]

What's sad is that I can still smell the dinner we were going to have. The aroma is very good, but I didn't have the chance to eat it.

You tossed perfectly good fried taters and sourkraut ?
no wonder Norm has bad luck

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

I had brats for the Super Bowl last night. Boiled those bitches up in some authentic Wisconsin brew even.

They RMFO. I even finished them on my (gas) grill. Take that stupid burn ban!

Watch the language around the ladies please. When Norm's pretending to be his wife on here, I try not to cuss.

[Norm In Norman]

She had me telling her how to cook it right and the boy nagging her about when he was going to get to eat. Mrs. Norm was pretty close to having a heart attack. it was sorta neat.

[Norm In Norman]

The taters were raw AND burnt. They were OK though. The saurkraut was sitting in the nasty brats though, so it was toast.

[JohnnyMack]

Watch the language around the ladies please. When Norm's pretending to be his wife on here, I try not to cuss.

Fixed it.

[pb4ou]

heh

[IB4OU2]

She had me telling her how to cook it right and the boy nagging her about when he was going to get to eat. Mrs. Norm was pretty close to having a heart attack. it was sorta neat.

You have a nice poetic flair Norm........

[Norm In Norman]

Should I have said "neat-o" instead?