What IF Brokeback Sweeps the Oscars????
CNN reports:
"Brokeback Mountain" leads Academy Awards field with eight nominations, including best picture."
If it wins 9 Oscars, are all our movies gonna go gay???
War Movies?
Sci-Fi?
Gangster? etc.
I'll start:
"Lassie, Come Out"
Lassie finds Timmy no longer completes him and wanders the streets of San Francisco searching for love from rough dogs in spiked collars.
"North Dallas Forty"
a compelling story of the trials of professional football, and the intimacies of locker room relationsh...........
Oh, wait a minuite, that one has already been done.
An Education is what you get when you Read the Instructions,
Experience is what you get if you don't...
Oh, no.
"Godzilla Meets Megadong"
Upon the encounter, the two arch enemies come to grips with their hidden passions, attend an emotional wellness seminar, and travel to Key West to open a tie-dye T shirt shop together.
If this movie didn't have *** pirates in it, I doubt it would have even been nominated, or maybe not even made for that fact.
which brings us to our next hollywood feature film:Originally Posted by OklahomaTuba
Butt Pirates of the Carribean: The search for more booty starring Johnny Depp....
Or if people wouldn't have made it a big deal...
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
Yeah, there aren't enough HETERO love stories made.
Face it, Hollywood or the smaller production companies within occaisionally want to shock or put a twist on an old story. This movie allowed them to do both. It's callled thinking out of the box and being creative. I realize, you may be a little limited in that department. That's fine, the world needs oil hucksters you know.
And No, I have not seen the movie. It seems like I have little time to hit the theater anymore.
SoonerinabileneOh sweet jesus. Its like watching the special olympics in high definition on here now.
"The Decorator"
Arnold Schwarzennegger travels thru time to counsel the nilly who started a gaudy trend in home decor before his show airs on A&E.
That's kinda the point.
It's kinda like being a defendant with fellow Klan members on the jury in 1960 Mississippi.
OK, first, if it's only been nominatged for 8, it can only win 8, not 9.
Second, no all our other movies will not go gay - it will have been done, and you don't get oscars for doing the same thing someone else just did last year.
... that's not food.
No wonder hollywood had one of it worst years ever.
Hey, it's early.
So hollywood is creative and "out of the box" cause they have no new ideas except when it comes to making what sounds like a crap chick flick except instead of a man and woman, they have two dudes.
What genuis this is. Total "out of the box" thinking indeed.
Like I said before, I bet Pokemon II makes more money than this thing.
If it is done well, then yes, it is creative.
SoonerinabileneOh sweet jesus. Its like watching the special olympics in high definition on here now.
You're blaming Hollywood's box office slide on one film? Rather short sighted of you don't ya think?
Think it might have to do with anything else? Things like 10 minutes of commercials before a movie, netflix (& blockbuster), the increasing affordability of home theater systems, the aging demographics of moviegoers, think any of those things might have had something to do with it? No? OK, stick your head back in the sand and blame it on one movie.
Sorry, but there is a HUGE difference between creativity and just doing something good.
The Passion of the Christ wasn't creative, it was done well, but it wasn't creative.
I know you don't have any exp with the film business, but you have to be creative to do something well within it.
SoonerinabileneOh sweet jesus. Its like watching the special olympics in high definition on here now.
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