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    Norm's luck at it again

    I have been sick for the last couple of days. I was out of work for two days. The boy has been sick. He was out of school Monday, but he was feeling okay yesterday and went to school. I went back to work today and the office called me in. The boy's school called and said he was sick. I went to pick him up awhile ago. Well, Norm, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! It would all happen today.

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    Re: Norm's luck at it again

    It CAN'T be Norm's birthday. He's not listed in the Today's Birthday section. Are you certain about this?

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    Re: Norm's luck at it again

    Quote Originally Posted by Howzit
    It CAN'T be Norm's birthday. He's not listed in the Today's Birthday section. Are you certain about this?
    Well, if it isn't listed there, I guess I'm wrong.

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    Re: Norm's luck at it again

    I won't tell Norm you forgot when his birthday is...it stays right here.

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    Re: Norm's luck at it again

    It is listed- 6/24/1909 on his profile....I think he's fibbing a wee bit but you never know being 98 years old and all........

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    Re: Norm's luck at it again

    Quote Originally Posted by IB4OU2
    It is listed- 6/24/1909 on his profile....I think he's fibbing a wee bit but you never know being 98 years old and all........
    Maybe he did this so nobody would start a Birthday thread for him.

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    Re: Norm's luck at it again

    Hey Mrs. Norm, maybe the nice lady that lives across the street could keep the boy when he's sick?
    one day

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    Re: Norm's luck at it again

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Norm
    Maybe he did this so nobody would start a Birthday thread for him.
    Why would he do that? Norm loves birthday threads. No, that just doesn't add up.

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    Re: Norm's luck at it again

    Quote Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
    Hey Mrs. Norm, maybe the nice lady that lives across the street could keep the boy when he's sick?
    Not in this lifetime.

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    Re: Norm's luck at it again

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY,

    WE LOVE YOU!!!

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    Re: Norm's luck at it again

    Dude, it's not Norm's birthday. Keep up.

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    Re: Norm's luck at it again

    Happy birthday Scott. I bought you a six-pack of Fat Tire but since I don't know your address I drank it.
    Beware the man who would rule you for your own good. He will never cease. He will regulate every aspect of your life, destroy your liberty and enslave you, and sleep well convinced that he has made the world a better place.

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    Re: Norm's luck at it again

    Ok. I give up. If you people insist on inaccuracy I can't help you.

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    Re: Norm's luck at it again

    Quote Originally Posted by Howzit
    Ok. I give up. If you people insist on inaccuracy I can't help you.
    How many Birthdays does Norm have?
    Beware the man who would rule you for your own good. He will never cease. He will regulate every aspect of your life, destroy your liberty and enslave you, and sleep well convinced that he has made the world a better place.

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    Re: Norm's luck at it again

    Apparently, at least two.


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    Re: Norm's luck at it again

    Is Norm out shopping for his new MP3 player for his special day (whenever that may be)?

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    Re: Norm's luck at it again

    Quote Originally Posted by Howzit
    Apparently, at least two.

    Maybe he's a born again Christian. I think that's worthy of celebrating.
    Beware the man who would rule you for your own good. He will never cease. He will regulate every aspect of your life, destroy your liberty and enslave you, and sleep well convinced that he has made the world a better place.

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    Re: Norm's luck at it again

    Quote Originally Posted by Howzit
    Apparently, at least two.

    I can't believe it's already June 24 again. Who won the Super Bowl and the NCAA tourney? Did I win my bracket? Where's my money.
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    Him being a ****ing tard does. You don't smack down your mongoloid cousin when he spits taters across the table.

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    Re: Norm's luck at it again

    Well this explains why he has money burnin' a hole in his pocket.

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    Re: Norm's luck at it again

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOWZIT!!!!

    WE LOVE YOU!!!

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