The FDA decided yesterday to sell Xenical "over the counter." This drug, now available only by prescription, blocks about 25% of the fat in your diet from being absorbed by your digestive tract. Folks often do actually lose weight with it. Unfortunately, that grease has to go somewhere. An unpleasant side-effect is often that all that oily grease departs the body via "anal leakage."
I guess as long as you carry a couple extra pairs of drawers with you at all times, its all good.
"Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.
"Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes
How long until the folks at Xenical strike up a package offer with Depends?
Note to users: No white pants, and no thong underwear please.
"Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.
"Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes
I'm thinking that is the stuff that lists as possible side effects, "Unexpected bowel movements". You can buy it over the counter but don't know if you can make it to the door of the store after taking it.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup.
I think I'll pass.
You sure will.Originally Posted by Harry Beanbag
hmm, being thin and beautiful, or unexpectedly crap myself on a regular basis.
What a choice.
That's only one choice. The other one is being a fat tub of lard that has full control of your bowels.
There are other things that can make your bowels loosen...
How true. I hadn't had my morning tea just yet.
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