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    Not Exactly Right soonerbrat's Avatar
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    I'M COLD

    I think evil forces want me to be cold. I don't have my heater upstairs lit because well..i couldn't figure out how to lite the pilot lite myself and ONG wanted to charge me $35 to come light it in 60 days (the earliest they could come). Now my downstairs thermostat has gone out and i can't get it fixed til monday

    I have a space heater..guess i'm gonna have to go buy firewood too.
    Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.

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    Maybe you had them cut off too much hair.
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    it wasn't working yesterday either. BEFORE i cut off the hair.
    Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.

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    got any friends that don't mind playing with fire? get them to light the pilot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soonerbrat
    it wasn't working yesterday either. BEFORE i cut off the hair.
    I bet these two sentences have never been strung together before in the history of the English language.
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    Re: I'M COLD

    Lighting the pilot isn't that hard . . .

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    Re: I'M COLD

    Quote Originally Posted by Sooner_Bob
    Lighting the pilot isn't that hard . . .


    no, but i followed the directions and it wouldn't lite.

    and after my $285 ONG bill this month, i decided i could live with space heaters upstairs. but now the downstairs one won't work. the pilot lite is lit but the thermostat is broken.
    Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soonerbrat
    no, but i followed the directions and it wouldn't lite.

    and after my $285 ONG bill this month, i decided i could live with space heaters upstairs. but now the downstairs one won't work. the pilot lite is lit but the thermostat is broken.

    If it hasn't been lit in a while it may take a bit for gas to get through the line.

    Unplug the unit (heh)

    Turn the valve to open up the line

    Push the "light" button until you can hear or smell gas

    Let things clear out a bit and then push the button again with a lighter in hand and light the thing.

    If all goes well it should light (and not blow up).

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    ONG tried to charge us $329 this month. they were estimating, though. they, luckily, sent us a corrected bill for $179.
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    A bit nipply--er, nippy, eh?
    at this point in the process, I can only assume it was a typo and they meant to say "cram"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    ONG tried to charge us $329 this month. they were estimating, though. they, luckily, sent us a corrected bill for $179.

    I'm definitely double checking our bill . . . when we get it.

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    Mmmmn butter nipples.
    My kids rock the flock!

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    Call and ask ONG how much they charge someone to come and check around when they smell gas. If its free, then tell them you smell gas. While the serviceman is there, offer him some milk and cookies and mention that you cant afford to have your pilot light lite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OUSAEmom
    offer him some milk and cookies and mention that you cant afford to have your pilot light lite.
    Then drop panties.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagstaffsooner
    Then drop panties.


    Hell Yeah!
    My kids rock the flock!

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    Unbelievable that you two would turn something as innocent as milk and cookies into something sexual. Shame on ya!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OUSAEmom
    Unbelievable that you two would turn something as innocent as milk and cookies into something sexual. Shame on ya!
    We've always called it milk and cookies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OUSAEmom
    Unbelievable that you two would turn something as innocent as milk and cookies into something sexual. Shame on ya!

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