What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
The difference between a boy mouse and a girl mouse?
Teeny wieney and tiny hiney.
I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
Whats green slimey and smells like bananas?
Monkey Puke
I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
to hide in apple trees
I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
Have you ever seen an elephant in an apple tree?
Works doesn't it.
I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
GOD BLESS OKLAHOMA GIRLS!
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from New York were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Oklahoma, being friendly and all, said, "So, where y'all from?"
The New York girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence." The girl from Oklahoma sat quietly for a few moments and then replied,
"So, where y'all from, bitch?"
what can say, I have a six year old at home
I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
Do you know what that fleshy part around a vagina is called?
A woman.Originally Posted by Mjcpr
HAHAHAHAHHHA!! Whoo boy.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
I was about to post that, ****o.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Cuz 7 8 9?
The joke loses all meaning translated to spanish.
why do ducks have flat feet?
from stomping out forest fires.
why do elephants have flat feet?
from stomping out flaming ducks.
"I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."
edit: I remember now.
A Spanish man goes to the United States, and while he is there, he decides that he needs some new socks. So he goes to a department store, finds a saleslady, and says to her, "Quiero comprar unos calcetines, por favor."
The American lady speaks no Spanish, but she figures he must want to buy something, so she shows him a tie. He tells her, "No, no quiero una corbata, quiero comprar unos calcetines."
All she understands is the "No," so she shows him a pair of pants. He responds, "No, no entiendes. Yo quiero calcetines."
Again all she understands is the "No," so, a little frustrated, she shows him a shirt. A little frustrated himself, he responds, "¡No, no, no, y no! Quiero calcetines...para mis pies."
Finally she shows him a pair of socks. Relieved and happy, he exclaims, "¡Eso sí que es!"
To which she responds, "Well, if you could spell it, why didn't you say so?!!"
"I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."
There's one about feeding chickens also. Don't remember it.There's a joke in spanish about the guy who wanted to buy S-O-C-K-S... I remember the punchline but not the joke.
Eso, si! Que es?
... that's not food.
Shortest thread ever.
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