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    VY's pastor

    was interviewed on the Dallas news tonite....said he had a dream where VY was a rainbow trout, escaping from a net and swimming upstream

    so he decides to tell VY about his dream, and tells him its "ok to let go and pursue your destiny"

    nice.......and dont forget your heavy tithe after your signing bonus....

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    What a lovely story..

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    Rainbow trout? Is the pastor sure he wasn't dreaming of Lienart?


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    Thanks, Pres. Boren, for your special contribution to VY's church. It was money well spent.

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    "Just look out for bears. And try not to spawn too much. You don't want to be the complete second coming of Michael Vick."

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    Oh my.

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    I think that the RoseBowl was VY's destiny.

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    Re: VY's pastor

    Quote Originally Posted by jk the sooner fan
    was interviewed on the Dallas news tonite....said he had a dream where VY was a rainbow trout, escaping from a net and swimming upstream

    so he decides to tell VY about his dream, and tells him its "ok to let go and pursue your destiny"

    nice.......and dont forget your heavy tithe after your signing bonus....


    I wonder how Freud would interpret this.
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    I had a dream that my wife was a stoplight that never turned green..........

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    LOL^

    Is VY's pastor a rastafarian or something cause that's just F'in stupid. A man that seeks advice from another man that calls him a trout just won the national championship.

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    trusting the church - mistake one

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    Quote Originally Posted by OregonSooner
    trusting the church - mistake one
    Leave it to OregonSooner to make the football board less fun. Oh, he was trying to be funny....I think...oh well. Can we keep the unsolicited sociopolitical commentary in the now terribly unfun SO?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OregonSooner
    trusting the church - mistake one


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    Did he say Rainbow Trout or Radio Trout?

    Either way, STFU because that's retarded.

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    Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, sir.
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    Re: VY's pastor

    Quote Originally Posted by jk the sooner fan
    was interviewed on the Dallas news tonite....said he had a dream where 1tc was a trouser trout, escaping from a net and watching Brokeback Mountain with Dean.

    so he decides to tell 1tc about his dream, and tells him its "ok to let go and pursue your destiny"

    nice.......and dont forget your heavy petting after your signing bonus....
    Post reported.

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    wow......just wow...
    I have too much sympathy for myself to feel any for you......

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    That was some funny ****.

    Wrong, mind you.

    But funny.

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    Without his Rose Bowl performance, VY would be getting ready for spring Drills like everyone else. What is shocking to me is how the ENTIRE nation has an immediate change of heart after ONE GAME. That was not even his best game IMO...most clutch yes...best performance NO.

    So now VY is a great QB? 4 days ago most people, including several here were calling him trash.

    What would be funny is if the nation just pumped his head up so he would declare and no one woud have to deal with him next year.

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    Re: VY's pastor

    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerBBall
    Leave it to OregonSooner to make the football board less fun. Oh, he was trying to be funny....I think...oh well. Can we keep the unsolicited sociopolitical commentary in the now terribly unfun SO?

    lighten up, francis

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