Vince Young has gone pro.
Mack now cries in his warm beer.
Texas gets *** kicked.
Feel free to contribute your own.
Vince Young Gone Haiku
Vince Young has gone pro.
Mack now cries in his warm beer.
Texas gets *** kicked.
Feel free to contribute your own.
"Finger Snapping"
Vince young no more
Mack and Horns are naked
nice 1
No longer a pain
Nor anathema to all
He is gone......bye, bye.
Last edited by opksooner; 1/8/2006 at 06:32 PM.
.....and that's all the news from out here on the old Santa Fe Trail.
VY going pro
Mom stocks up on Chunky Soup
Mack back on Xanax
My kids rock the flock!
His passes looked odd
Yet a winner, Trojans know.
We won't miss him here.
.....and that's all the news from out here on the old Santa Fe Trail.
Mack gets first trophy
Young bolts for NFL draft
No more trophies, Mack
Ma did not consult
Mack, He could have left with class.
To be expected.
.....and that's all the news from out here on the old Santa Fe Trail.
Do you even understand what Haiku is?Originally Posted by aero
5
7
5
That's the number of syllables you need.
A disappointment
Wanted him at 1 - 3
Versus the Sooners
Mack's Monkey hops on
Yet another 5 year streak
On the Horizon
Yes, einstein. I actually do. Do you even understand 5-7-5 is a general rule and that true haiku is not restricted to such an elementary constraint. Tell you what, try amazon.com, borders, maybe barnes & noble. Hey, there's even this thing called a library.....oh, never mind.
Haiku smack!
I'm all over somebody if they screw up iambic pentameter.
If you can't pull off a rhyming couplet..........just stay on the bench people.
New guy taking snaps.
Whoops, Rufus is really fast.
Wham. Hospital trip.
The human torch was denied a bank loan.
BAWABAWABAWA
My kids rock the flock!
New Horn taking snaps
With no line and no time
Like a monkey F%^&*ing a football
"I hope you have a big trunk because I'm putting my bike in it."
5-7-5! 5-7-5! How many times do we have to tell you?
Yeah but 2 out of 3 ain't bad....
I'm going to go ahead and chalk in a 'W' in my schedule against Texas next year...
PS - Why don't they just give that damn trophy to Vince, he was the one who won it?!?!!
S O haiku rule
is 5 seven 5, OK?
Add some syllables.
You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
(Shoo-bee doo-wah)
Nice one, T U S
Excuse me for my faux pas
Will clean up my act
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