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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member JohnnyMack's Avatar
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    Dear Adam Morrison,

    Shave your porn stache. You look like a white trash skank who owns his own pool cue and thinks Flowmaster pipes make your silverado sound bitchin'.

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    Re: Dear Adam Morrison,

    Morrison is this year's Wally Szerbiak. come March it'll be all Morrison hype 24/7.

    he's what the numb nuts at the networks call "a great story". which is kind of code for him being white.

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    Re: Dear Adam Morrison,

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyMack
    Shave your porn stache. You look like a white trash skank who owns his own pool cue and thinks Flowmaster pipes make your silverado sound bitchin'.
    I think he oughta just grow a beard so it will be less noticeable, a la Jake "the Snake" Plummer, who has suddenly transformed himself from Ron Jeremy into Grizzly Adams.

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    Re: Dear Adam Morrison,

    That's hilarious Johnny Mack. I couldn't have said it better myself. I think he's really enjoying all the Larry Bird comparisons, so he thought he would grow a mustache like him, too.

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    Re: Dear Adam Morrison,

    Morrison rules. Leave the boy alone.

    I heard a couple of cool stories about him on ESPN the other day.

    1) When he was a freshman he was sitting in his dorm watching a Gonzaga Campus Network station where this kid from the dorm next to his challenged anyone from Morrison's dorm to meet him between the two dorms to fight. Morrison promptly found some boxing gloves (I guess he had some lying around?) and proceeded to meet and beat the crap out of the challenger.

    2) He likes to go rattle snake hunting.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member JohnnyMack's Avatar
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    Re: Dear Adam Morrison,

    Quote Originally Posted by william_brasky
    Morrison rules. Leave the boy alone.

    I heard a couple of cool stories about him on ESPN the other day.

    1) When he was a freshman he was sitting in his dorm watching a Gonzaga Campus Network station where this kid from the dorm next to his challenged anyone from Morrison's dorm to meet him between the two dorms to fight. Morrison promptly found some boxing gloves (I guess he had some lying around?) and proceeded to meet and beat the crap out of the challenger.

    2) He likes to go rattle snake hunting.
    He still looks like a *********.

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    Re: Dear Adam Morrison,

    So you are certified in ********* identification?

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 BillyBall's Avatar
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    Re: Dear Adam Morrison,

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyMack
    He still looks like a *********.
    I second that...
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    I'm not a big lover of diversity..

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    Re: Dear Adam Morrison,

    Dirk Diggler?
    My kids rock the flock!

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 msteudem's Avatar
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    Re: Dear Adam Morrison,

    Say what you will about the guy but Adam is a true baller.
    Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member JohnnyMack's Avatar
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    Re: Dear Adam Morrison,

    Quote Originally Posted by msteudem
    Say what you will about the guy but Adam is a true baller.
    Never said he wasn't.

    Just said he looks like a white trash skank.

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    Re: Dear Adam Morrison,

    His 'stache adds to the Larry Bird comparisons. I like it. At least he cut his mop.

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    Re: Dear Adam Morrison,

    Larry Bird didn't have a mustache. He just drank a lot of milkshakes.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Herr Scholz's Avatar
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    Re: Dear Adam Morrison,

    Bird had some kind of Adolph Hitler fuzz on his upper lip. Now THAT was white trash.

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    Re: Dear Adam Morrison,


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    Re: Dear Adam Morrison,

    that state of Indiana shape as the "I" in Indiana State is terrible.

    no visual flow at all.

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