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    Angry I keep getting pimples on my back!

    And I don't take steroids!


    How the hell do I get rid of them?
    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    you're weird

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    Re: I keep getting pimples on my back!

    one day

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    Re: I keep getting pimples on my back!

    I meant to say, "How do I get rid of them without having to bathe?"
    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    you're weird

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    Re: I keep getting pimples on my back!

    "backne" as my kids call it.....i've been told that a little dab of crest toothpaste, allowed to dry over the "affected area" works wonders

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    Re: I keep getting pimples on my back!

    Talk them around to your face, where they belong.

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    Re: I keep getting pimples on my back!

    Have you been sleeping in 1TCs bed?
    "Always" and "never" are words that should always be used sparingly and never without forethought. You're welcome.

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    Re: I keep getting pimples on my back!

    Quote Originally Posted by Spray
    Have you been sleeping in 1TCs bed?
    Well, I wouldn't exactly say that I was "sleeping."
    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    you're weird

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    Re: I keep getting pimples on my back!

    well known side-effect of too much pizza and self-pleasuring.

    You're welcome.
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    Re: I keep getting pimples on my back!

    Quote Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
    And try washing your bedsheets.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: I keep getting pimples on my back!

    Maybe one of your troll handles can pop them for you?
    My kids rock the flock!

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    Re: I keep getting pimples on my back!

    How old are you? Maybe you're going through puberty.

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    Re: I keep getting pimples on my back!

    Quote Originally Posted by Okla-homey
    well known side-effect of too much pizza and self-pleasuring.

    You're welcome.
    Well, if I don't do the pleasuring, nobody will.
    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    you're weird

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    Re: I keep getting pimples on my back!

    Quote Originally Posted by GottaHavePride
    And try washing your bedsheets.
    What is a "bedsheet"?
    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    you're weird

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    Re: I keep getting pimples on my back!

    Pop 'em!

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    Re: I keep getting pimples on my back!

    Quote Originally Posted by Okla-homey
    well known side-effect of too much pizza and self-pleasuring.

    You're welcome.
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    Re: I keep getting pimples on my back!

    what sort of soap do you use in the shower? maybe try a bodywash made for oily skin.
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    Re: I keep getting pimples on my back!

    windex
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    Re: I keep getting pimples on my back!

    I read that soaking your back in gasoline will get rid of acne.

    We put on two coats of gasoline. So, I'm sitting here smoking my cigar waiting for the gas to dry. I hope it dries pretty soon because I'm in the mood for some pizza and some suspect roughing.
    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    you're weird

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