I am scared of Okies

[DuckTruck]

Just kidding
Whut up hillbillies
How's the trailer park etc. etc.
Just thought I'd wage some lowbrow smack before we bring another big 12 incest party to its knees. 52-3 that sounds about right if we pull our starters at the half. Any of you rednecks gonna be in San Diego for the slaughter? If so be advised that they don't have many shindigs and hoedowns to frequent in Californ-i-aa. Not that you and the wife/cousin will feel like celebrating much after the new hole we rip in your assses.
That is all.
I'll go back to hugging my tree and drinking my bong water now.

Word.

[Octavian]

This is football we're talkin about right?? We're Oklahoma. You're Oregon. Nothing more needs to be said. No winky needed.

[Octavian]

Silence is golden.

[Octavian]

the kinda hung-over-the-next-morning "golden"....like your jerseys....aren't we engaging in juvenile smack??

[suncoastsooner7]

They've been lifteing weights; were in trouble.

[Soonerus]

DuckTruck, a fine representative of the Beavers, I am sure they are proud....

[Vaevictis]

You know, I think I remember something about a Big 12 team last year going 7-4 last year playing a 10-1 Pac-10 team in the Holiday Bowl last year.

Does anyone remember what happened with that?

[DuckTruck]

Yes, I also remember a 12-0 big 12 squad getting slaughtered by a 12-0 mighty Pac-10 Mac Truck.

I know news travels slow in the wastelands but the PAC-10 owns you. Now go cry to your goats while you come to terms with this, its Ok let it out.

[DuckTruck]

U O

[DuckTruck]

U O
U O
U O
U O
U O

[SoonerStud615]

U O
University of Oklahoma?

[DuckTruck]

So I was just wondering about the whole sheep humping thing. Is that something that you rednecks do out of curiousity or for sheer enjoyment? I guess it makes good practice for when you slip it to your mother sister. Now I understand why they call you Gooners.

Grapes of Wrath. Nuff said.

[josh09]

i think SOMEONE is jealous of:

7 national championships

4 heisman winners

about 5 times the number of all-americans that oklahoma has

and US leading the series between UO and OU by about 50 games

NOW its nuff said, you just cant compete with our tradition

[Texas Golfer]

So far we've seen two kinds of Ducks on these boards. Some have been trying to be insightful and some have been trying to be inciteful. This Duck Truck is the latter.

[Doged]

I know news travels slow in the wastelands but the PAC-10 owns you. Now go cry to your goats while you come to terms with this, its Ok let it out.

31-7, 5-0

[yermom]

Yes, I also remember a 12-0 big 12 squad getting slaughtered by a 12-0 mighty Pac-10 Mac Truck.

I know news travels slow in the wastelands but the PAC-10 owns you. Now go cry to your goats while you come to terms with this, its Ok let it out.

hmm... last year i seem to remember it being duck season in Norman

and for the record, it's the other Oklahoma team that has the thing for barnyard animals

i'll be at the game, sheilding my eyes from your god-awful unis

[josh09]

the games on the 28th right?

i dont exactly get alot of news deep in the butt hole of texass.

[goingoneight]

Pac 10 owns who?
Football is a glorified tradition of the south, not the northwest. You people would try and run your mouths in a year where you're set up to win... serves fans like you right when you eat your words.
Stereotyping OU as cousin-lovers? weak attempt, poor effort.
Admitting to humping a tree... please don't try to insult us if your gonna look that stupid doing it.
5-0 Duck****!!! feel free to fire back anytime. please leave your generic jokes at the door.

[Jello Biafra]

Just kidding
Whut up hillbillies

not much. just hangin with your mom, throwing her the dirty sanchez every onced in a while we wait on our next victory. whut up with you, **** stick?

How's the trailer park etc. etc.
not bad now that we got your lil sister off her back long enough to clean her yard up

Just thought I'd wage some lowbrow smack sweet. nothing better than a proactive fan getting a verbal beat down in front of god and everyone once in a while. bring it, penis snifferbefore we bring another big 12 incest party to its knees. 52-3 that sounds about right if we pull our starters at the half. ROFL! you won't have a three game total of 52 at the end of the game next september. you DO realize you guys have played us 5 times in the past and have a grand total of 17 in 5 games right?Any of you rednecks gonna be in San Diego for the slaughter? not many. we'd prefer to watch the game in front of our tvs than to take the risk of having you homeowners look at our asses and dream of trying to tickle our turds........If so be advised that they don't have many shindigs and hoedowns to frequent in Californ-i-aa. Not that you and the wife/cousin will feel like celebrating much after the new hole we rip in your assses.
That is all.
I'll go back to hugging my tree and drinking my bong water now.please do. ps.......suck it.

Word.

next.....

[chriscappel]

i think SOMEONE is jealous of:

7 national championships

4 heisman winners

about 5 times the number of all-americans that oklahoma has

and US leading the series between UO and OU by about 50 games

NOW its nuff said, you just cant compete with our tradition

spek