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  1. 12/6/2003, 12:54 AM #1
    VeeJay
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    This is a little embarassing

    Earlier, Mrs VJ and I were well....you know., and unbeknownst her mom was in the family room watching TV (she's visiting for a couple of days). The fam. room is separated by a wall, but still. The metal parts on the bed are due for some WD-40.

    I am hoping she gets the hell out and goes back home before I have to see her.
  2. 12/6/2003, 02:02 AM #2
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    Re: This is a little embarassing

    Kick her out, atleast you have a good reason.....
  3. 12/6/2003, 06:39 AM #3
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    Re: This is a little embarassing

    Get over it. If she had a problem, she wouldn't have stayed in the room, right? Unless she was jealous. In which case you can just swagger around the house.
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  4. 12/6/2003, 10:22 AM #4
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    Re: This is a little embarassing

  5. 12/6/2003, 06:14 PM #5
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    Re: This is a little embarassing

    What's her mom look like?


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  6. 12/6/2003, 07:48 PM #6
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    Re: This is a little embarassing

    I dare you to look her in the eye and say "You want some of this?"

    Then beat your chest, Tarzan-stylee.
  7. 12/6/2003, 11:50 PM #7
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    Re: This is a little embarassing

    Quote Originally Posted by Soonerfan65
    What's her mom look like?


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    Oh, God!

    That's a bad visual, dude!!!!!
  8. 12/8/2003, 04:01 PM #8
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    Cool Re: This is a little embarassing

    Quote Originally Posted by VeeJay
    Oh, God!

    That's a bad visual, dude!!!!!
    Just wait until her hand starts wandering under the table at dinner.
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  9. 12/8/2003, 05:35 PM #9
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    Re: This is a little embarassing

    Or she starts licking her spoon at you.


    With her teeth out.
  10. 12/8/2003, 05:41 PM #10
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    Re: This is a little embarassing

    What is this "you know" you speak of?
  11. 11/20/2007, 12:55 PM #11
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    Re: This is a little embarassing

    Any man w/ huge nu+$ would've walked in there where mom-in-law was, naked, & yelled, "NEXT!"
  12. 11/20/2007, 12:56 PM #12
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    Re: This is a little embarassing

    DUDE...You're a moron!
  13. 11/20/2007, 12:56 PM #13
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    Re: This is a little embarassing

    you do understand this thread is worthless without pixs

    (someone had to point this fact out)
  14. 11/20/2007, 12:59 PM #14
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    Re: This is a little embarassing

    This thread is worthless now that it's 4 years old.

    Is bumping old threads by posting lameass crap a baneable offense?

    I'mma go ask Beano.
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  15. 11/20/2007, 01:04 PM #15
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    Re: This is a little embarassing

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    This thread is worthless now that it's 4 years old.

    Is bumping old threads by posting lamess crap a baneable offense?

    I'mma go ask Beano.

    'old' pix then?

    maybe Polaroids? does Beano have a scanner ready?
  16. 11/20/2007, 01:05 PM #16
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    Re: This is a little embarassing

    Go give her a hi-5 and tell her she taught her daughter well.
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  17. 11/20/2007, 01:10 PM #17
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    Re: This is a little embarassing

    I hope this thread wasn't the last time he got nookie.


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  18. 11/20/2007, 01:34 PM #18
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    Re: This is a little embarassing

    Quote Originally Posted by Sooner in Tampa
    I hope this thread wasn't the last time he got nookie.
    or maybe the mother in law nevar left!
  19. 11/20/2007, 01:41 PM #19
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    Re: This is a little embarassing

    Quote Originally Posted by OKLA21FAN
    or maybe the mother in law nevar left!
    Now THAT would SUCK!!!!


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    Six stitches is a pretty decent sized gash.
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