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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member sanantoniosooner's Avatar
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    Re: Check Yo'self, Girl...

    After some consideration I have decided that "camel toad" should be a female term for bananna hammacks

    I'm done talking about them

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    Re: Check Yo'self, Girl...

    Dear Leslie:

    I have an adorable little cat named "Morris," and for some reason, my husband keeps asking me to shave him. I don't know why he would want me to do such a thing, and I am afraid "Morris" would get cold during the winter months. Is shaving a cat the "in" thing to do these days?

    -Mystified Cat Lover

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    Re: Check Yo'self, Girl...

    Quote Originally Posted by Viking Kitten
    Dear Leslie:

    I have an adorable little cat named "Morris," and for some reason, my husband keeps asking me to shave him. I don't know why he would want me to do such a thing, and I am afraid "Morris" would get cold during the winter months. Is shaving a cat the "in" thing to do these days?

    -Mystified Cat Lover
    heh
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    Him being a ****ing tard does. You don't smack down your mongoloid cousin when he spits taters across the table.

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    Re: Check Yo'self, Girl...

    Quote Originally Posted by Viking Kitten
    Dear Leslie:

    I have an adorable little cat named "Morris," and for some reason, my husband keeps asking me to shave him. I don't know why he would want me to do such a thing, and I am afraid "Morris" would get cold during the winter months. Is shaving a cat the "in" thing to do these days?

    -Mystified Cat Lover

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    Re: Check Yo'self, Girl...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    This is why Pat is always on my YMSSRA list.
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    Re: Check Yo'self, Girl...

    That article was hilarious

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    Re: Check Yo'self, Girl...

    Dean Ann,

    I overheard my spouse talking about "negspekking" a noob. They have recently strengthened the "hate crimes" laws here and I was afraid he might be crossing a line, or at the least being culturally insensitive. Is this as bad as it sounds? Should I turn him in?

    full frontal noobity

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    Re: Check Yo'self, Girl...

    I will never be able to look at PQ the same way again.

    Ever.

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    Re: Check Yo'self, Girl...

    did Emily Litella author that letter?

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    Re: Check Yo'self, Girl...

    No. Probably Bobbie Burbridge Lane.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: Check Yo'self, Girl...

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    I will never be able to look at PQ the same way again.

    Ever.
    it's not like I wrote it!

    Wish I could've seen the look on the lady's face when her co-workers were all "Camel-TOE. Like, you know.. CAMEL TOE!" trying to explain it.

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    Re: Check Yo'self, Girl...

    So you lick these and start hallucinating? What will these kids come up with next?

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    Re: Check Yo'self, Girl...

    well thats proof right there that some camel toes are prettier than others......

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    Re: Check Yo'self, Girl...

    This will clear things up for ya!

    http://www.cameltoe.com/index.php
    Booger Kills Deer and eatsem!

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    Re: Check Yo'self, Girl...

    Quote Originally Posted by Soonerbabeinbama
    So you lick these and start hallucinating? What will these kids come up with next?
    Everytime I see those I think 'how do they walk around on those pants too tight'.

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    Re: Check Yo'self, Girl...

    That is awesome!

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    Re: Check Yo'self, Girl...

    Quote Originally Posted by Partial Qualifier
    it's not like I wrote it!

    Wish I could've seen the look on the lady's face when her co-workers were all "Camel-TOE. Like, you know.. CAMEL TOE!" trying to explain it.
    I just keep imagining you licking toads...

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    Talking Re: Check Yo'self, Girl...

    Ribbit!

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    Re: Check Yo'self, Girl...

    the original, hilarious:

    cameltoe.org

    note that org part. Have I mentioned that it's hilarious?
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    I spend it on my stash.
    Man it's good to be a geek!

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    A better idea would be for posters to stop being cockgobbling dooshrockets for the sport of it.

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