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    The Ultimate Smack Thread

    THE University of Texas will win this weekend's approaching game because...

    Our women are prettier...

    Oklahoma woman...

    Texas woman...

    We have Walter Cronkite...



    You have Skip Bayless...



    We have Lance Armstrong..



    You have...



    Texas has ...


    Oklahoma has....



    Texas has ....



    Oklahoma has....



    Texas has ....



    Oklahoma has...



    Texas has...



    And Oklahoma has..



    FINALLY.. Texas will win because....

    BSG's "JB" is aching to be painted a nice, lustrous shade of.. BURNT ORANGE.

    Texas 28
    Dirt Burglars 10


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    we have better artists. amongst other things.

    we've also put more players in major league baseball than any other state.

    also, go to the trendy bars in Tulsa sometime and tell me if there's not any visual libido enhancement. Maybe even for Howzit.

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    Re: The Ultimate Smack Thread

    You forgot one:

    We have Bob:



    And You Have Mack:

    http://images.google.com/images?hl=e...22&sa=N&tab=wi
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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    Re: The Ultimate Smack Thread

    Jim Adler pwnes TXLidig8r.

    that's all I got
    one day

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    Re: The Ultimate Smack Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by TexasLidig8r
    THE University of Texas will win this weekend's approaching game because...

    Our women are prettier...



    since you're having a little trouble with the images, let me lend a hand....

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    Re: The Ultimate Smack Thread

    Candy! Candy! Candy! I can't let you go...

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    Re: The Ultimate Smack Thread

    My favorite shirt

    you can't spell slut without ut

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    Re: The Ultimate Smack Thread

    We have Henry Melton! I just discovered his family geneology table online. This is Henry's family tree, going back about 15 generations.


    It doesn't look pretty for you Sooners!




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    Re: The Ultimate Smack Thread

    weak sauce possum, weak
    one day

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    Re: The Ultimate Smack Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Dances with Possums
    We have Henry Melton! I just discovered his family geneology table online. This is Henry's family tree, going back about 15 generations.


    It doesn't look pretty for you Sooners!


    fixed!!!


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    Re: The Ultimate Smack Thread


    should this thread really be titled The Ultimate Smack Thread........??

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    Re: The Ultimate Smack Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by critical_phil

    should this thread really be titled The Ultimate Smack Thread........??

    only if we can get websters to drastically change the definition of ultimate to "weak sauce"

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    Re: The Ultimate Smack Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Dances with Possums
    We have Henry Melton! I just discovered his family geneology table online. This is Henry's family tree, going back about 15 generations.


    It doesn't look pretty for you Sooners!



    Looks like a lot of inbreeding going on in the Melton family to me.

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