THE University of Texas will win this weekend's approaching game because...
Our women are prettier...
Oklahoma woman...
Texas woman...
We have Walter Cronkite...
You have Skip Bayless...
We have Lance Armstrong..
You have...
Texas has ...
Oklahoma has....
Texas has ....
Oklahoma has....
Texas has ....
Oklahoma has...
Texas has...
And Oklahoma has..
FINALLY.. Texas will win because....
BSG's "JB" is aching to be painted a nice, lustrous shade of.. BURNT ORANGE.
Texas 28
Dirt Burglars 10