Oh, the baneworthy and inappropriate replies that come to mind.Originally Posted by C&CDean
Oh, the baneworthy and inappropriate replies that come to mind.
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Baneworthy? Yes. Inappropriate? Not in my opinion.Oh, the baneworthy and inappropriate replies that come to mind.
at this point in the process, I can only assume it was a typo and they meant to say "cram"...
I figured you'd be the type for odd fetishes, but DAMN, Dean.
FYI:
Paper towels are hard to flush.
That is all.
Didn't know 5 gallon pickle buckets could flush.
With a little duct tape and a old ShopVac it can.Didn't know 5 gallon pickle buckets could flush.
YEE HAW!!!
Fifteen years ago, there was a rumor that toilet paper was going to be hard to find - a ban on cutting trees or something. And that meant the price was going up.
My stepfather, a wonderful but very cheap man, starting hoarding toliet paper. It overflowed from the garage cabinets to the attic. Everytime he passed a store, he bought more toilet paper.
Bill passed away in 2000. My mother hasn't even started on the toilet paper in the attic yet. In case there ever is a TP shortage, my mother will become rich.
And I am just glad the house hasn't caught fire - that attic would go up in flames in a heartbeat.
The fans on here are known for their objectivity, fair play, open minded welcoming of others, debating in an upfront, firm, but respectful manner.....TexasLidig8r 11/21/04
Oh, now I've got a fetish. I was merely wondering what household item you were wiping with, and your dirty little mind drifts off somewhere down a dirty, muddy road. Have you met the chick from Alabama yet?
I read this article in Real Simple™ magazine.
About 100 years ago, a German housewife named Melitta Bentz punctured the bottom of a brass pot, lined it with blotting paper, and — voilà! — made the first coffee filter. Almost a century later, a perfected version of Bentz’s design is still used. “Coffee filters aren’t as likely to crumple or dissolve in water as typical paper because they have better ‘wet strength,’ thanks to longer fibers,” says Melinda McDonald, communications manager for Bunn, a beverage-equipment manufacturer. “Additionally, the fluted sides and cupcake shape allow substances to flow through the filter freely and prevent grains from flowing over the sides.”
Use Coffee Filters to:
1. Diffuse the flash on a camera. When you’re taking a close-up, soften the brightness by placing a coffee filter over the flash.
2. Strain wine from a bottle with a broken cork. Place the filter over a pitcher or a carafe and slowly pour the wine into it.
3. Serve popcorn or other snacks. The filters act as disposable bowls, so there’s no dishwashing.
4. Make yogurt dip. Use a rubber band to secure a paper coffee filter over the mouth of a deep cup or jar. Slowly pour 8 ounces of plain yogurt onto the filter. Let drain for one hour. In a bowl, mix the thickened yogurt with 1 small minced garlic clove, 1 tablespoon chopped fresh parsley, and salt and pepper to taste. Serve with crackers.
5. Heat up leftovers in the microwave. Use a filter as the protective covering over a bowl or a plate.
6. Prevent soil from draining out of flowerpots. When repotting, place a filter at the bottom, over the drainage hole, then add the soil.
7. Prevent scuffs and scratches on fine china. Use flattened coffee filters as spacers when you stack your dishes.
8. Protect hands from Popsicle drippage. Slide the wooden stick of an ice pop through a coffee filter so your hands stay mess-free.
9. Serve pita sandwiches. A circular filter is the perfect size for carrying a sandwich on the go.
10. Clean windows and glass when you’re out of paper towels. Coffee filters leave no lint or other residue.
11. Use them in place of facial and toilet tissues. Coffee filters are approximately the same weight as household tissues. Just be sure to have aloe on hand in case of chafing.
Written by Rachel Hardage
April 2005
i know one thing, should i ever have the chance to visit the Czar/VK household, i think i'll pass on the coffee....
Dude, I never mentioned poo. In fact, I didn't even say toilet. All I said was that Czar was honkin a big' ol snot wad into a coffee filter whilst a wonderful world of Kleenex sat 50 yards away at a conveniently located grocery store.
YOU brought up poo, ergo, YOU should meet our friend in Bama.
anytime you can use the word "ergo" you get spek.....
One would obviously assume that if Czar was snotting into a coffee filter that there would also be no TP in the house. I mean I go with kleenex first, then tp, then paper towels, etc. So, through my brilliant powers of deduction, I hypothesized that the Czar/VK household was completely barren of said products. So, unless y'all crap in the yard and wipe with leaves, one would automatically wonder what materials you were using to wipe your bung with.Dude, I never mentioned poo. In fact, I didn't even say toilet. All I said was that Czar was honkin a big' ol snot wad into a coffee filter whilst a wonderful world of Kleenex sat 50 yards away at a conveniently located grocery store.
YOU brought up poo, ergo, YOU should meet our friend in Bama.
And I might get into some freaky lovin', but I can assure you that caca, whips, chains, and whizz don't do a thing for me.
Dean doth protest too much, methinks.
I'd eat a mile of her **** just to see where it came from.......
and using it next to the word "poo" earns double uber spek.
I get no love for ShopVac.
Ergo, how sad.
Leggo My Ergo!!
Uh... 38 Special sang: "Hold on loosely, but don't let 'ergo?"
Ergo=Ogre
Freaky . . .
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