you two aren't going to request that your memberships be deleted and stuff now are you?
you two aren't going to request that your memberships be deleted and stuff now are you?
I taste terrific.
Lord knows she won't be washing it...Originally Posted by jk the sooner fan
and she'll be airing all his dirty laundry here!
Czar--- VK we are out of toilet paper!
VK---I'll get a cofee filter!
Is this a possible future scenario?
A real man don't need no tissue, paper towel, coffee filter, newspaper, etc. to blow his snooter. Just step outside, put a finger to a single nostril, close mouth and with a mighty blast, said troublesome mucous will be forcibly ejected onto the ground. Then, repeat on other side.
See, Boy Scouts was good for something
"Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.
"Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes
yep.A real man don't need no tissue, paper towel, coffee filter, newspaper, etc. to blow his snooter. Just step outside, put a finger to a single nostril, close mouth and with a mighty blast, said troublesome mucous will be forcibly ejected onto the upper lip, mouth and chin, before the ground. Then, repeat on other side.
See, Boy Scouts was good for something
I taste terrific.
Its all in the technique. There is a sort of "bowing" motion that must accompany the blasting action, but its tough to describe.
"Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.
"Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes
Although Dean probably uses sand paper and/or small children/animals to blow his nose, I say Czar is officially nominated "South Oval" Man of the Year. Thanks for the helpful household tip, Czar!
Last edited by OUDoc; 10/6/2005 at 08:12 AM.
well certainly not nowLord knows she won't be washing it...
this thread is pure greatness
It works best if you've been working outside all day, say, laying irrigation pipe or something, so that you've got a decent amount of grit in your sinuses. Then when you do the "farmer blow" you not only blow all the snot out you sandblast your nostrils completely clean. It feels great. And by great I mean increasingly more painful each time.Its all in the technique. There is a sort of "bowing" motion that must accompany the blasting action, but its tough to describe.
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You just hope to avoid the "38 special" blast.
Hang on loosely, but don't let go.
Later, when all of the condoms were gone....
I thought this was going to be about another kind of motivation.
Nevertheless, back to the coffee filters...well done Czar.
YMSS...Crapper (actually it was the YHGOTMRITL24HTAL).
And I think it was "Hold on loosely."
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I informed him that his antics were South Oval fodder unless he got his *** to the store posthaste. So he is off doing that as I type. But then I thought... you know, a guy sittin' around, blowin' his nose into a coffee filter is such a funny image that I've just got to share it anyway.
It would be gold if all he brought home were new boxes of coffee filters.......
or rolls of coffee filters....
but two ply definitely
Hang on loosely
Hold on loosely
2 things are evident.
My memory is slipping and
The amount of respect you generate from a well evacuated nostril in a public setting is inversely proportionate to that of the dangle, pinch, toss involved in a horribly excecuted attempt.
I just had to go try it. I got a coffee filter here in the office, and gave it a whirl. My observations are this:
1. The coffee filters in my office must be about 60 grit.
2. I think I got a splinter in my septum.
3. My secretary thinks I'm a freak.
4. Czar must have a chapped nose, or he's one tough-nosed SOB.
5. My secretary thinks I'm gonna try and sneak that filter in and make coffee with it.
And finally, I think I read where VK was out and about. What stopped her from swinging by the Homeland out in the front yard and picking up some paper goods for her man. And I wanna know - if they've been outta paper for a while, what has VK been using for popo paper? HMMMM???
Attaboy, Dean.
I got a bad mustache
a recurring rash
and not a lot of cash.
I spend it on my stash.
Man it's good to be a geek!
Yeah, but I didn't have a mustache when I was in Boy Scouts.A real man don't need no tissue, paper towel, coffee filter, newspaper, etc. to blow his snooter. Just step outside, put a finger to a single nostril, close mouth and with a mighty blast, said troublesome mucous will be forcibly ejected onto the ground. Then, repeat on other side.
See, Boy Scouts was good for something
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup.
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