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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Viking Kitten's Avatar
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    Drown Their Kittens How to Motivate Czar to Perform a Desired Task

    1) The obvious.

    2) Threaten to start a thread about the undesired behavior and expose him to the world.

    Case in point: I came home tonight at 9 p.m. after running kids around to their various activities, and discovered we were out of paper goods...T.P., paper towels, Kleenex, everything. Keep in mind Czar has a runny nose. Also keep in mind he could have driven or even walked 50 yards to the nearest Homeland to purchase a small quantity of the aforementioned paper goods.

    So how did the ever resourceful Mr. Soonerov tend to said runny nose instead of burdening himself with an overtaxing, 50-yard grocery store trip? Coffee filters. Yes, you read that right. Coffee filters. Got a big ol' stack and just went to town.

    I informed him that his antics were South Oval fodder unless he got his *** to the store posthaste. So he is off doing that as I type. But then I thought... you know, a guy sittin' around, blowin' his nose into a coffee filter is such a funny image that I've just got to share it anyway.

    (Yes Dean, I know grocery shopping is my job.)

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    Stayatworkdad yermom's Avatar
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    Re: How to Motivate Czar to Perform a Desired Task

    i'm a t-shirt man myself

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    Re: How to Motivate Czar to Perform a Desired Task

    That's a latte snot.

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    Re: How to Motivate Czar to Perform a Desired Task

    heh.


    thats awesome

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    Re: How to Motivate Czar to Perform a Desired Task

    See, most guys will read this thread and think "Coffee filter? That's a great idea!!"
    "Great advice, kid. Way to step up to the plate and knock it out of the park for Team Fail." - bri

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    Re: How to Motivate Czar to Perform a Desired Task

    You see, this is why I don't encourage my wife to post.

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    Re: How to Motivate Czar to Perform a Desired Task

    Quote Originally Posted by Norm In Norman
    You see, this is why I don't encourage my wife to post.
    Word.

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    Re: How to Motivate Czar to Perform a Desired Task

    Quote Originally Posted by Norm In Norman
    You see, this is why I don't encourage my wife to post.
    She is in the kitchen, right?

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    Re: How to Motivate Czar to Perform a Desired Task

    No, she's probably on the laptop reading the south oval.

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    Re: How to Motivate Czar to Perform a Desired Task

    That is one expensive and painful tissue!

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    Re: How to Motivate Czar to Perform a Desired Task

    VK: Honey, Why is the coffee so slimy?

    Czar: It's snot.

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 SactoSooner's Avatar
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    Re: How to Motivate Czar to Perform a Desired Task

    At least it wasn't creamed.









    ...sorry...

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    Re: How to Motivate Czar to Perform a Desired Task

    <shakes head>

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    Re: How to Motivate Czar to Perform a Desired Task

    Quote Originally Posted by SactoSooner
    At least it wasn't creamed.









    ...sorry...
    Ewwwwwwwww.









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    Re: How to Motivate Czar to Perform a Desired Task

    So he's sick and you make him go to the store to get kleenex and presumably even medicine?

    Man, I wouldn't be down with that. But I'm not married either.

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    Re: How to Motivate Czar to Perform a Desired Task

    Quote Originally Posted by Norm In Norman
    You see, this is why I don't encourage my wife to post.

    'zactly. I think when she reads over my shoulder sometimes she finds some of the stuff slightly interesting. Hopefully not enough to register and post.
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    Re: How to Motivate Czar to Perform a Desired Task

    Heavy sigh.

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    Re: How to Motivate Czar to Perform a Desired Task

    or yermom's SO

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Viking Kitten's Avatar
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    Re: How to Motivate Czar to Perform a Desired Task

    Runny nose=sick... only if you are three years old.

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    Re: How to Motivate Czar to Perform a Desired Task

    [mjcpr]Pw3nd!!!!!!![/mjcpr]

    i say its on in the Czar/VK house....

    he'll be doing farks of her and she'll be airing all his dirty laundry here!

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