1) The obvious.
2) Threaten to start a thread about the undesired behavior and expose him to the world.
Case in point: I came home tonight at 9 p.m. after running kids around to their various activities, and discovered we were out of paper goods...T.P., paper towels, Kleenex, everything. Keep in mind Czar has a runny nose. Also keep in mind he could have driven or even walked 50 yards to the nearest Homeland to purchase a small quantity of the aforementioned paper goods.
So how did the ever resourceful Mr. Soonerov tend to said runny nose instead of burdening himself with an overtaxing, 50-yard grocery store trip? Coffee filters. Yes, you read that right. Coffee filters. Got a big ol' stack and just went to town.
I informed him that his antics were South Oval fodder unless he got his *** to the store posthaste. So he is off doing that as I type. But then I thought... you know, a guy sittin' around, blowin' his nose into a coffee filter is such a funny image that I've just got to share it anyway.
(Yes Dean, I know grocery shopping is my job.)