What can I say? I'm a cookie whore.
What can I say? I'm a cookie whore.
Cookies are a sometimes food.
It's raining cats and dogs as my FIL and I are setting up their camper for a short July 4th campout a couple of years ago. By the time we'd finished, we were soaked to the bone. Once inside, we realize that in our haste to get the camper set up in the rain, we forgot to properly block and level the front jacks. Oh well, we'll have time for that tomorrow when it's not raining.
With nothing much to do but sit around a watch it rain, the kids decide they'd rather sleep at my folk's house. No big deal as they only live about 30 minutes away. So Mrs. Soonerfan85 and self along with my FIL and MIL will have the camper to ourselves the first night. Many games of Hearts and Spades and way too much Turbo Dog later, it's time to retire for the night. The last thing my FIL says as he's headed to their bedroom is "Don't forget, we didn't get the camper leveled".
Well, as any married SF member knows, a night without the kids means one of two things is gonna happen. Either 1) we're gonna get a great night sleep, or 2) we're not going to get any sleep at all. Mrs. Soonerfan85 decides she wants to go for option 2. If you've ever tried doing The Nasty on one of those little pull camper beds that doubles as a seating area, then you're probably already guessed what happened next. Being that the bed is rather narrow and is attached to the wall of the camper, every move is exagerated and shakes the camper. Being considerate of my in-laws feelings (we really do get along well), we waited until we could hear my FIL and MIL snoring before we began our midnight cardio workout. About 20 minutes into the workout, the camper starts shaking pretty violently. No problem we think, cause we can still hear them snoring. Between the shaking of the camper and my wife getting her hand tangled in the miniblinds, we were laughing so hard I'm surprised we even noticed it when the camper slipped off one of the levelling jacks. Unfortunately, I guess the noise from the miniblinds and the camper shaking was enough to awaken my in-laws, cause when the camper slipped off the jack, they both came running out of their bedroom to see what had happened. Well, I'm guessing that by the looks on their faces what they saw wasn't exactly what they were expecting. I suppose the looks on our faces must have been pretty funny as well.
Now the weird thing about this incident is that even though Mrs. Soonerfan85 and I have been married for 24 years, all weekend I felt like a teenager that'd been caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Now whenever we spend the night at the in-laws, the last thing my FIL says before he retires to bed is "You two take it easy tonight, we don't have earthquake insurance". Ha Ha. Funny guy my FIL.
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This is the most impressive part of the whole story.Originally Posted by Soonerfan85
About 20 minutes longer than Dean can go.Originally Posted by Mjcpr
Also, this makes the story difficult to believe.Originally Posted by Soonerfan85
IMSSRAOriginally Posted by Stanley1
(Enjoy your "vacation".)
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
pffffft. 20 minutes? I call that before-foreplay.Originally Posted by Stanley1
Originally Posted by Mjcpr
What's so hard to believe?
I enjoy a little foreplay as much as the next guy. Soooooo, if you account for the 2 minutes of foreplay, that's only 18 minutes of monkey lust.
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Better known as the time it takes the viagra to kick in.Originally Posted by C&CDean
I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
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I meant the part where the Mrs wanted to. You know that doesn't happen in real life.Originally Posted by Soonerfan85
Some funny stuff!!
Originally Posted by Soonerfan85
y....m...s...s...r...a...Originally Posted by achiro
Just because you don't like it doesn't mean OUR wives don't, Pat.Originally Posted by Mjcpr
Booooo!!!Originally Posted by crawfish
n/m
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
Geez. I was going to say that I was caught stealing baseball cards when I was a teenager.
There's some funny stuff in this thread.
Originally Posted by proud gonzo
I have never done anything embarrassing, and if I have, I don't remember it.
at this point in the process, I can only assume it was a typo and they meant to say "cram"...