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    Re: whats the most embarassing thing you've ever done?

    What can I say? I'm a cookie whore.

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    Re: whats the most embarassing thing you've ever done?

    Cookies are a sometimes food.

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    It's raining cats and dogs as my FIL and I are setting up their camper for a short July 4th campout a couple of years ago. By the time we'd finished, we were soaked to the bone. Once inside, we realize that in our haste to get the camper set up in the rain, we forgot to properly block and level the front jacks. Oh well, we'll have time for that tomorrow when it's not raining.

    With nothing much to do but sit around a watch it rain, the kids decide they'd rather sleep at my folk's house. No big deal as they only live about 30 minutes away. So Mrs. Soonerfan85 and self along with my FIL and MIL will have the camper to ourselves the first night. Many games of Hearts and Spades and way too much Turbo Dog later, it's time to retire for the night. The last thing my FIL says as he's headed to their bedroom is "Don't forget, we didn't get the camper leveled".

    Well, as any married SF member knows, a night without the kids means one of two things is gonna happen. Either 1) we're gonna get a great night sleep, or 2) we're not going to get any sleep at all. Mrs. Soonerfan85 decides she wants to go for option 2. If you've ever tried doing The Nasty on one of those little pull camper beds that doubles as a seating area, then you're probably already guessed what happened next. Being that the bed is rather narrow and is attached to the wall of the camper, every move is exagerated and shakes the camper. Being considerate of my in-laws feelings (we really do get along well), we waited until we could hear my FIL and MIL snoring before we began our midnight cardio workout. About 20 minutes into the workout, the camper starts shaking pretty violently. No problem we think, cause we can still hear them snoring. Between the shaking of the camper and my wife getting her hand tangled in the miniblinds, we were laughing so hard I'm surprised we even noticed it when the camper slipped off one of the levelling jacks. Unfortunately, I guess the noise from the miniblinds and the camper shaking was enough to awaken my in-laws, cause when the camper slipped off the jack, they both came running out of their bedroom to see what had happened. Well, I'm guessing that by the looks on their faces what they saw wasn't exactly what they were expecting. I suppose the looks on our faces must have been pretty funny as well.

    Now the weird thing about this incident is that even though Mrs. Soonerfan85 and I have been married for 24 years, all weekend I felt like a teenager that'd been caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Now whenever we spend the night at the in-laws, the last thing my FIL says before he retires to bed is "You two take it easy tonight, we don't have earthquake insurance". Ha Ha. Funny guy my FIL.
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    Re: whats the most embarassing thing you've ever done?

    Quote Originally Posted by Soonerfan85
    About 20 minutes into the workout, the camper starts shaking pretty violently.
    This is the most impressive part of the whole story.


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    Re: whats the most embarassing thing you've ever done?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    This is the most impressive part of the whole story.

    About 20 minutes longer than Dean can go.

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    Re: whats the most embarassing thing you've ever done?

    Quote Originally Posted by Soonerfan85
    Mrs. Soonerfan85 decides she wants to go for option 2.
    Also, this makes the story difficult to believe.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley1
    About 20 minutes longer than Dean can go.
    IMSSRA

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    Re: whats the most embarassing thing you've ever done?

    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley1
    About 20 minutes longer than Dean can go.
    pffffft. 20 minutes? I call that before-foreplay.

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    Re: whats the most embarassing thing you've ever done?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    Also, this makes the story difficult to believe.


    What's so hard to believe?

    I enjoy a little foreplay as much as the next guy. Soooooo, if you account for the 2 minutes of foreplay, that's only 18 minutes of monkey lust.
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    Re: whats the most embarassing thing you've ever done?

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    pffffft. 20 minutes? I call that before-foreplay.
    Better known as the time it takes the viagra to kick in.
    I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.

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    Re: whats the most embarassing thing you've ever done?

    nm

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    Re: whats the most embarassing thing you've ever done?

    Quote Originally Posted by Soonerfan85
    What's so hard to believe?

    I enjoy a little foreplay as much as the next guy. Soooooo, if you account for the 2 minutes of foreplay, that's only 18 minutes of monkey lust.
    I meant the part where the Mrs wanted to. You know that doesn't happen in real life.


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    Re: whats the most embarassing thing you've ever done?

    Some funny stuff!!

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    Re: whats the most embarassing thing you've ever done?

    Quote Originally Posted by Soonerfan85
    all weekend I felt like a teenager that'd been caught with his hand in the cookie jar.


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    Quote Originally Posted by achiro
    Better known as the time it takes the viagra to kick in.
    y....m...s...s...r...a...


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    Re: whats the most embarassing thing you've ever done?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    I meant the part where the Mrs wanted to. You know that doesn't happen in real life.

    Just because you don't like it doesn't mean OUR wives don't, Pat.

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    Re: whats the most embarassing thing you've ever done?

    Quote Originally Posted by crawfish
    Just because you don't like it doesn't mean OUR wives don't, Pat.
    Booooo!!!

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    n/m
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    Re: whats the most embarassing thing you've ever done?

    Geez. I was going to say that I was caught stealing baseball cards when I was a teenager.

    There's some funny stuff in this thread.
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    you're weird

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    Re: whats the most embarassing thing you've ever done?

    I have never done anything embarrassing, and if I have, I don't remember it.
    at this point in the process, I can only assume it was a typo and they meant to say "cram"...

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