whats the most embarassing thing you've ever done?

[C&CDean]

All kidding aside Dean, if you had ever met the guy he's talking about, you'd understand. World-class pervert, world class. He's in seminary now.

Probably worked a deal with the case worker. "Here's your choices son, you can go to prison, or become a priest." So, now he can be a perv, wear a smock, and get Vatican protection. What a deal.

[OklahomaTuba]

I wiped out on Owen Field running onto the field for pregame.

There is nothing like taking a fall with a sousaphone in front of 75,000+ people!

[achiro]

When but a young, teenage, drunken buck, I creamed a knee one time anticipating insertion/penetration.

Other than that one time, I pretty much don't get embarrassed by anything. No shame in my game.

Being that young and inexperienced, I bet you two were worried that you may have gotten her pregnant.

[Viking Kitten]

Probably worked a deal with the case worker. "Here's your choices son, you can go to prison, or become a priest." So, now he can be a perv, wear a smock, and get Vatican protection. What a deal.

It's actually a Protestant denomination. Guess which one and I'll give you a cookie.

[crawfish]

I wiped out on Owen Field running onto the field for pregame.

There is nothing like taking a fall with a sousaphone in front of 75,000+ people!

My fall was funnier.

[crawfish]

It's actually a Protestant denomination. Guess which one and I'll give you a cookie.

annnnnd....Methodists!

[Pricetag]

All kidding aside Dean, if you had ever met the guy he's talking about, you'd understand. World-class pervert, world class. He's in seminary now.

Seminary, or semenary?

[Viking Kitten]

annnnnd....Methodists!

No cookie for you.

[C&CDean]

It's actually a Protestant denomination. Guess which one and I'll give you a cookie.

Yeah, I should have figured that out. He was at a titty bar, not a cub scout meeting. I'll go with crawfish. Methodist?

[C&CDean]

OK, Lutheran?

[Stanley1]

And Stanley, when you reach puberty, and your body is mature enough to produce semen, you'll cream a knee.

What were you.....12?

[Viking Kitten]

Which denomination really really hates tittay bars?

[C&CDean]

What were you.....12?

However old you are when you're in the summer between 7th and 8th grade.

[C&CDean]

Which denomination really really hates tittay bars?

Baptist? No kiddin' huh? I didn't know they did the whole seminary thingy.

[Stanley1]

Hey!!!!!

I'm Baptist, and I love the tittay bars.

[Viking Kitten]

[Stanley1]

I've also been known to "cut a rug" on occassion.

[Stanley1]

You "did" the Cookie Monster?????

[C&CDean]

COOOOOOOOKIE!!!!

[achiro]

You "did" the Cookie Monster?????

I can see how that would be embarrassing.