Probably worked a deal with the case worker. "Here's your choices son, you can go to prison, or become a priest." So, now he can be a perv, wear a smock, and get Vatican protection. What a deal.Originally Posted by Viking Kitten
Probably worked a deal with the case worker. "Here's your choices son, you can go to prison, or become a priest." So, now he can be a perv, wear a smock, and get Vatican protection. What a deal.Originally Posted by Viking Kitten
I wiped out on Owen Field running onto the field for pregame.
There is nothing like taking a fall with a sousaphone in front of 75,000+ people!
Being that young and inexperienced, I bet you two were worried that you may have gotten her pregnant.Originally Posted by C&CDean
I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
It's actually a Protestant denomination. Guess which one and I'll give you a cookie.Originally Posted by C&CDean
My fall was funnier.Originally Posted by OklahomaTuba
annnnnd....Methodists!Originally Posted by Viking Kitten
Seminary, or semenary?Originally Posted by Viking Kitten
La ola es mía.
No cookie for you.Originally Posted by crawfish
Yeah, I should have figured that out. He was at a titty bar, not a cub scout meeting. I'll go with crawfish. Methodist?Originally Posted by Viking Kitten
OK, Lutheran?
Originally Posted by C&CDean
What were you.....12?
Which denomination really really hates tittay bars?
However old you are when you're in the summer between 7th and 8th grade.Originally Posted by Stanley1
Baptist? No kiddin' huh? I didn't know they did the whole seminary thingy.Originally Posted by Viking Kitten
Hey!!!!!
I'm Baptist, and I love the tittay bars.
I've also been known to "cut a rug" on occassion.
You "did" the Cookie Monster?????Originally Posted by Viking Kitten
COOOOOOOOKIE!!!!
I can see how that would be embarrassing.Originally Posted by Stanley1
I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.