I received a blast of dog snot to the face this morning

[Howzit]

Our lab, Ruby, sneezes when she gets excited. This morning, as I was feeding her, I bent down to pour the dog food into her bowl. She was excited.

Nothing quite sets a tone for the day like a blast of dog snot to the face.

Thanks for listening.

[SactoSooner]

To everyone who posts in this thread, please...for the love of God...do not post a picture of some snot-nosed kid.

TIA

[achiro]

When that happens to me I just go kiss the wife to share.

[King Crimson]

ughh. that's a less than optimal way to start the day, howzit.

[SelmaBamaFan]

atleast it was only snot...

[sooneron]

Red rocket!!!!

[Sooner51]

It'll wake ya up in the mornin' boy..

[BeetDigger]

<=================== You're welcome.

[AlbqSooner]

Almost as bad is when they get all excited, licking your hands and/or face, take a quick turn to lick their hiney and before you realize it give you a big slurpy kiss with that same tongue. Hate when that happens.

[Howzit]

Yeah, when I watched the game at DCs Saturday his dog kept breathing on me, and I noticed his breath smelled like peanut butter.

I mean, what's up with that?

[1stTimeCaller]

Yeah, when I watched the game at DCs Saturday his dog kept breathing on me, and I noticed his breath smelled like peanut butter.

I mean, what's up with that?

thanks *******, everyone wants to know what's so damned funny over here.

[Sooner_Bob]

Yeah, when I watched the game at DCs Saturday his dog kept breathing on me, and I noticed his breath smelled like peanut butter.

I mean, what's up with that?

LOL!!

[TUSooner]

Shouldn't this be part of the "threads that Norm likes" thread?

[sanantoniosooner]

[Howzit]

This one ranked right up there with my thread titled "The story about the bug that flew up my nose and went down my throat."

Or something like that.

[Lott's Bandana]

My Boxer bitch has a snout like a vulcan cannon...snorts a mean muzzle velocity.

I hate it when one second she's sportin a huge eye booger...when I come back with teh cloth to wipe her face, it is gone. WTF?

Turnin my hardwood floors into Berber carpet...

[Sooner_Bob]

This one ranked right up there with my thread titled "The story about the bug that flew up my nose and went down my throat."

Or something like that.

Nothin' like a thread devoted to dog snot and bugs . . .

[Hot Rod]

Did you at least say "God Bless You"?

[frankensooner]

Or "doG bless you?"