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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    This is the part where bugs bunny sticks his fingers in his ears.
    I got a bad mustache
    a recurring rash
    and not a lot of cash.
    I spend it on my stash.
    Man it's good to be a geek!

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Beanbag View Post
    A better idea would be for posters to stop being cockgobbling dooshrockets for the sport of it.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by jk the sooner fan
    ummmmmm yeah, thats exactly what i was saying

    she's a cute girl, good luck to the both of you
    I'm serious. You're gonna have to spell it out for me.

    Or are you saying that it's common for her to pee in her floor or common for her to clean up other dudes' pee in her floor. I'm cornfused.
    one day

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller

    Guys, she's a keeper. We are going out tomorrow night. If she'll put up with that I wonder what else she will put up with.
    I don't know, but I bet whatever it is there is a web site or two out there dedicated to it.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Oh, she was not happy in the least. Actually she was extremely mad. But, I'm smooth like an Oklahoma highway.

    I've peed in inappropriate places sober when sleeping somewhere new before also. The being really drunk just didn't help.
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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    Kid Rock? Do you really think I listen to that ****?
    Well, you do listen to Toby Keith...

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by 1TC
    I've peed in inappropriate places sober when sleeping somewhere new before also. The being really drunk just didn't help.
    Well, we were all wrong about you. It's not a drinking problem at all. You just have a peeing problem.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by OU Adonis
    Man, 1TC has girls who clean up his **** and all I can find are crazy ones.
    It's not crazy to clean up after some ______ who pisses on your carpet, and then to keep going out with him?!?
    You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
    (Shoo-bee doo-wah)

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    You could really take out the 'drinking' or 'peeing' and leave it at I have problems. But they make for some damn fine stories.

    Should I go see someone about my sleep-walking? I've woke up in the yard before and all sorts of weird places.
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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by TUSooner
    It's not crazy to clean up after some ______ who pisses on your carpet, and then to keep going out with him?!?
    You or the wife ever cleaned up vomit that wasn't yours?

    I'm telling ya man, she digs my garden.
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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 Red October's Avatar
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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    There is a lady who I work with who has a soon to be ex-husband who comes home about twice a month, totally twisted on booze and who knows what else, and pisses in the dishwasher... the sink... the closet... for a while it was funny, but it became just gross after a few months.. I started lauging when once he pissed on the DVD player and almost electrocuted himself...

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Now I am looking at this thread as a "cry for help."
    You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
    (Shoo-bee doo-wah)

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by TUSooner
    Now I am looking at this thread as a "cry for help."
    If by cry for help you mean 'I'm a dumbass and I think the fine folks over at SF.com will get a laugh or 200 out of this' then yes, I agree witcha. And it was a nice segue to post a pic of her.
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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Dude, you don't need no stinkin' segue to post more pics of her. In fact, crop yourself out. Save us the trouble.


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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by Howzit
    Dude, you don't need no stinkin' segue to post more pics of her. In fact, crop yourself out. Save us the trouble.

    Ya, I had to put tape over 1tc so I didn't have to look at him while abusing myself.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by DCSooner
    Ya, I had to put tape over 1tc so I didn't have to look at him while abusing myself.
    eww...
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Roughing up the "Suspect" eh?
    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley1
    Middle age is when high school chicks stop checking you out.
    Quote Originally Posted by Melo
    Ones that big disgust me.
    http://www.myspace.com/ou_adonis

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by colleyvillesooner
    eww...
    Ya, you should see the look on my co-workers' faces.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by colleyvillesooner
    eww...
    I know, CVS doesn't have to put tape over my face.
    one day

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Hell, CVS put tape over HER face.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by Howzit
    Hell, CVS put tape over HER face.
    Heh!!!

    BOK.

    (boogy on keyboard)

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