Well if she lasts through 3 pee stains, then shes a keeper.
Well if she lasts through 3 pee stains, then shes a keeper.
And how that picture has not had the holy beezeesus farked out of it by now.. I'll never know! wow. this place has slowed down.
In Pacem Requiescat --- October 5, 2003 - October 18, 2010.
No fark necessary
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
And if by "pee spots" you mean "WTF DID OUANDY JUST TYPE UP THERE???" then I agree.Originally Posted by Stanley1
I thought we've already addressed how much trouble 1stTime had farking her to begin with.Originally Posted by TexasLidig8r
Originally Posted by C&CDean
I missed this thread, I think.Originally Posted by Beef
thank god that somebody read it.Originally Posted by DCSooner
Your girl shatting on your chest is so hot right now.Originally Posted by OUAndy1807
next time, instead of a bottle of wine, tie a ribbon around this:
Do it for the Polar bears.
I read it, I was just trying to forget I read it.Originally Posted by OUAndy1807
Originally Posted by C&CDean
What's the record for spek given from a single thread?
I'm laughing my arse off.
I'm pretty sure I've read 20 different versions of this story on the Modern Drunkard Magazine forums.
Originally Posted by proud gonzo
The Cleveland Steamer thread has already been locked.Originally Posted by DCSooner
Thank GodOriginally Posted by Harry Beanbag
the only way a chick can find this act acceptable, is if she has the same drinking problem you do
I don't think he has a drinking problem. Obviously he doesn't have a problem drinking, its pissing thats the issue.Originally Posted by jk the sooner fan
Dude it dont matter its funny as hellOriginally Posted by Penguin
Now as to who said its better to be pissed off than pissed on WTF ? the only time i get pissed off is when some one pisses on me (and no I aint carpet )
Now. I need to get home earlier so I can catch these threads sooner
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
I'm thinkin you can salvage this relationship.
Try something along these lines.
"Listen Ms. Great Chest, I know you might think I was being crude, but I am a man who knows what I like and knows what I want. Right now in my life, you fill both those slots, and may do so for some time to come. With that in mind, I wanted to discourage any other guys from makin a move on ya..
I guess what I'm trying to say, is ........I was just marking my territory."
An Education is what you get when you Read the Instructions,
Experience is what you get if you don't...
You looked well on your way to filling up your bladder.
Originally Posted by OUinFLA
Your an animal
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !