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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 SoonerWood's Avatar
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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Well if she lasts through 3 pee stains, then shes a keeper.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    And how that picture has not had the holy beezeesus farked out of it by now.. I'll never know! wow. this place has slowed down.


    In Pacem Requiescat --- October 5, 2003 - October 18, 2010.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    No fark necessary
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Cre behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley1
    And if by "nights" you mean "pee spots", then I agree.
    And if by "pee spots" you mean "WTF DID OUANDY JUST TYPE UP THERE???" then I agree.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by TexasLidig8r
    And how that picture has not had the holy beezeesus farked out of it by now.. I'll never know! wow. this place has slowed down.
    I thought we've already addressed how much trouble 1stTime had farking her to begin with.
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    Him being a ****ing tard does. You don't smack down your mongoloid cousin when he spits taters across the table.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by Beef
    I thought we've already addressed how much trouble 1stTime had farking her to begin with.
    I missed this thread, I think.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by DCSooner
    And if by "pee spots" you mean "WTF DID OUANDY JUST TYPE UP THERE???" then I agree.
    thank god that somebody read it.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by OUAndy1807
    thank god that somebody read it.
    Your girl shatting on your chest is so hot right now.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    next time, instead of a bottle of wine, tie a ribbon around this:

    Do it for the Polar bears.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by OUAndy1807
    thank god that somebody read it.
    I read it, I was just trying to forget I read it.
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    Him being a ****ing tard does. You don't smack down your mongoloid cousin when he spits taters across the table.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    What's the record for spek given from a single thread?

    I'm laughing my arse off.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    I'm pretty sure I've read 20 different versions of this story on the Modern Drunkard Magazine forums.
    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    you're weird

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by DCSooner
    Your girl shatting on your chest is so hot right now.
    The Cleveland Steamer thread has already been locked.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Beanbag
    The Cleveland Steamer thread has already been locked.
    Thank God

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    the only way a chick can find this act acceptable, is if she has the same drinking problem you do

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by jk the sooner fan
    the only way a chick can find this act acceptable, is if she has the same drinking problem you do
    I don't think he has a drinking problem. Obviously he doesn't have a problem drinking, its pissing thats the issue.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley1
    Middle age is when high school chicks stop checking you out.
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    Ones that big disgust me.
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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by Penguin
    I'm pretty sure I've read 20 different versions of this story on the Modern Drunkard Magazine forums.
    Dude it dont matter its funny as hell
    Now as to who said its better to be pissed off than pissed on WTF ? the only time i get pissed off is when some one pisses on me (and no I aint carpet )
    Now. I need to get home earlier so I can catch these threads sooner
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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
    ..... All is fine and dandy until sometime while we were asleep I get up and walk over to her door and pee on the carpet. I wake up and she has a bottle of 'pet stain remover' and paper towells.

    I'm thinkin you can salvage this relationship.
    Try something along these lines.
    "Listen Ms. Great Chest, I know you might think I was being crude, but I am a man who knows what I like and knows what I want. Right now in my life, you fill both those slots, and may do so for some time to come. With that in mind, I wanted to discourage any other guys from makin a move on ya..
    I guess what I'm trying to say, is ........I was just marking my territory."
    An Education is what you get when you Read the Instructions,
    Experience is what you get if you don't...

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass



    You looked well on your way to filling up your bladder.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by OUinFLA
    I'm thinkin you can salvage this relationship.
    Try something along these lines.
    "Listen Ms. Great Chest, I know you might think I was being crude, but I am a man who knows what I like and knows what I want. Right now in my life, you fill both those slots, and may do so for some time to come. With that in mind, I wanted to discourage any other guys from makin a move on ya..
    I guess what I'm trying to say, is ........I was just marking my territory."

    Your an animal
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