Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love...
Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love...
Did the carpet " TIE THE ROOM TOGEATHER MAN "
I'm ringing the bell
I don't even want, none of the above I want to **** on you. Drip, drip, drip.Originally Posted by OklahomaTrombone
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
Wow.. simply.. wow..
Ok.. first... if she is going to become your main squeeze, does that mean we have to stop with the "she must have spread love to the entire Colorado football team" jokes? Or.. we can't refer to her as a Muffalo anymore?.. or.. she must braid the hair on her thighs cracks?
Second.... How and why in the name of Blue Jebus on a bicycle did you pee on her friggin' carpet? Was her bathroom unavailable? Sleep-peeing?
Third of all.. yes.. she apparently does have some outstanding snoobs.
In Pacem Requiescat --- October 5, 2003 - October 18, 2010.
Sometimes its gotta be done.................Originally Posted by colleyvillesooner
my SIL told me about my brother doing that a couple of years ago. He came home drunk, she had already gone to bed. The next thing she knew their daughter (then 6) was waking her up saying "why is daddy standing in my closet?????". My SIL goes in there, he was peeing in the kids closet.
and for what it's worth, he's not allowed to stay at my house when they come to OKC.
Does your brother work in production at your company?Originally Posted by TopDaugIn2000
Originally Posted by C&CDean
Did the carpet match the head?
heh, NO. thank goodness.Originally Posted by Beef
he owns 3 businesses in eufaula. if those folks only knew......
this explains a lot about the time that you fell asleep and "spilled your beer" on the bed at the Quoin Fishing Tourney. You didn't mentioned that you had processed the beer first.
Also, in return for your favor, you should request that your woman friend take a **** on your chest the next time you spend the night. Sounds gross, but trust me, it's one of the hottest things ever.
Not if the clapper has been stolen...Originally Posted by Grimey
Now if you caught her pissing in the floor that night, there would be a story.
or taking a shat in the parking lot....
Better yet, taking a shat from a moving car.Originally Posted by TopDaugIn2000
This relationship has a shelf life < 3 years.
More like 3 more "incidents"Originally Posted by RacerX
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
If by "incidents" you mean "dates" I agree.
And if by 'dates' you mean 'nights', you sir, are correct.
And if by "nights" you mean "pee spots", then I agree.Originally Posted by SoonerWood