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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
    guys, we're talking about me peeing on the girl with the big boobs.

    haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love...

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Did the carpet " TIE THE ROOM TOGEATHER MAN "

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass



    I'm ringing the bell

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by OklahomaTrombone
    haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love...
    I don't even want, none of the above I want to **** on you. Drip, drip, drip.
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Cre behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Wow.. simply.. wow..

    Ok.. first... if she is going to become your main squeeze, does that mean we have to stop with the "she must have spread love to the entire Colorado football team" jokes? Or.. we can't refer to her as a Muffalo anymore?.. or.. she must braid the hair on her thighs cracks?

    Second.... How and why in the name of Blue Jebus on a bicycle did you pee on her friggin' carpet? Was her bathroom unavailable? Sleep-peeing?

    Third of all.. yes.. she apparently does have some outstanding snoobs.


    In Pacem Requiescat --- October 5, 2003 - October 18, 2010.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by colleyvillesooner
    Dude he served that one up Bull Durham style...
    Sometimes its gotta be done.................
    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley1
    Middle age is when high school chicks stop checking you out.
    Quote Originally Posted by Melo
    Ones that big disgust me.
    http://www.myspace.com/ou_adonis

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    my SIL told me about my brother doing that a couple of years ago. He came home drunk, she had already gone to bed. The next thing she knew their daughter (then 6) was waking her up saying "why is daddy standing in my closet?????". My SIL goes in there, he was peeing in the kids closet.

    and for what it's worth, he's not allowed to stay at my house when they come to OKC.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by TopDaugIn2000
    and for what it's worth, he's not allowed to stay at my house when they come to OKC.
    Does your brother work in production at your company?
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    Him being a ****ing tard does. You don't smack down your mongoloid cousin when he spits taters across the table.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Did the carpet match the head?

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by Beef
    Does your brother work in production at your company?
    heh, NO. thank goodness.


    he owns 3 businesses in eufaula. if those folks only knew......

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    this explains a lot about the time that you fell asleep and "spilled your beer" on the bed at the Quoin Fishing Tourney. You didn't mentioned that you had processed the beer first.

    Also, in return for your favor, you should request that your woman friend take a **** on your chest the next time you spend the night. Sounds gross, but trust me, it's one of the hottest things ever.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by Grimey


    I'm ringing the bell
    Not if the clapper has been stolen...

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Now if you caught her pissing in the floor that night, there would be a story.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley1
    Middle age is when high school chicks stop checking you out.
    Quote Originally Posted by Melo
    Ones that big disgust me.
    http://www.myspace.com/ou_adonis

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member TopDaugIn2000's Avatar
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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    or taking a shat in the parking lot....

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by TopDaugIn2000
    or taking a shat in the parking lot....
    Better yet, taking a shat from a moving car.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley1
    Middle age is when high school chicks stop checking you out.
    Quote Originally Posted by Melo
    Ones that big disgust me.
    http://www.myspace.com/ou_adonis

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    This relationship has a shelf life < 3 years.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by RacerX
    This relationship has a shelf life < 3 years.
    More like 3 more "incidents"
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Cre behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    If by "incidents" you mean "dates" I agree.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    And if by 'dates' you mean 'nights', you sir, are correct.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerWood
    And if by 'dates' you mean 'nights', you sir, are correct.
    And if by "nights" you mean "pee spots", then I agree.

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