Well at least she was pissed off.Originally Posted by Stanley1
Well at least she was pissed off.Originally Posted by Stanley1
I can't believe she cleaned it up.
You know, last night I glazed this chick's face while some drunk ****er was snoring away beside her. A little while later, he gets up and pisses on the rug. Coincidence?
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.Originally Posted by OU Adonis
Wow. Has a Mod ever locked a thread because of something he posted?Originally Posted by C&CDean
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
Dude he served that one up Bull Durham style...Originally Posted by Mjcpr
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
Yeah, I owe him one.Originally Posted by colleyvillesooner
Holy F'ing Sh*t. That's lame.Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
(Shoo-bee doo-wah)
btw...your shirt sucks.
CANS!Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
Originally Posted by C&CDean
Hers is nice though.Originally Posted by OklahomaTrombone
Yeah, I think it was cold there.. not that I was looking or anything........
Is that really beer in that cup??
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
There was no carpet anywhere close, so.....Originally Posted by mdklatt
What shirt?Originally Posted by Mjcpr
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
Hold the phone. Mrs Mj claims to have heard this story on the internets before.Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
What gives?
Next time you should go **** in her closet. Chicks love that. [/najehdavenport]
Lies, there is no Ms MjOriginally Posted by Mjcpr
FixedOriginally Posted by Mjcpr
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
Originally Posted by Harry Beanbag
Make sure to sing while you do it...
Now I'm ****tin' your closet, he's ****tin' in the closet; Now I'm using your shirt as terlet paper, he's using your shirt as terlet paper; Now I'm looking for a bell, he's looking for a bell; Where is the bell, where's that damn bell...
Next make a music video.