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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 OU Adonis's Avatar
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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley1
    I dated a girl that had a b/f do this. She didn't seem pleased.
    Well at least she was pissed off.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley1
    Middle age is when high school chicks stop checking you out.
    Quote Originally Posted by Melo
    Ones that big disgust me.
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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    I can't believe she cleaned it up.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    You know, last night I glazed this chick's face while some drunk ****er was snoring away beside her. A little while later, he gets up and pisses on the rug. Coincidence?

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by OU Adonis
    Well at least she was pissed off.
    Better to be pissed off than pissed on.


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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    You know, last night I glazed this chick's face while some drunk ****er was snoring away beside her. A little while later, he gets up and pisses on the rug. Coincidence?
    Wow. Has a Mod ever locked a thread because of something he posted?
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Cre behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

    Dude he served that one up Bull Durham style...
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Cre behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by colleyvillesooner
    Dude he served that one up Bull Durham style...
    Yeah, I owe him one.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
    ... All is fine and dandy until sometime while we were asleep I get up and walk over to her door and pee on the carpet....
    Holy F'ing Sh*t. That's lame.
    You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
    (Shoo-bee doo-wah)

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    btw...your shirt sucks.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
    CANS!
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    Him being a ****ing tard does. You don't smack down your mongoloid cousin when he spits taters across the table.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by OklahomaTrombone
    btw...your shirt sucks.
    Hers is nice though.


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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Yeah, I think it was cold there.. not that I was looking or anything........
    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley1
    Middle age is when high school chicks stop checking you out.
    Quote Originally Posted by Melo
    Ones that big disgust me.
    http://www.myspace.com/ou_adonis

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Is that really beer in that cup??
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by mdklatt
    Is that really beer in that cup??
    There was no carpet anywhere close, so.....

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    Hers is nice though.

    What shirt?
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Cre behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
    I go out on the town last night to catch a Jason Boland show at the Bluebird Theater. The lady I've been seeing for a while meets me there. You guys said to throw her back that there were more crawdads in the creek but I'm still hanging around. Anyhoo, we have a large time and I was going to catch a cab home being as I was overserved and she takes me to her place. All is fine and dandy until sometime while we were asleep I get up and walk over to her door and pee on the carpet. I wake up and she has a bottle of 'pet stain remover' and paper towells. I proceed to apologise and feel like the jackass that I am. She insists it's not that big of a deal and takes me to my car. I'm thinking she's a keeper after last night.
    Hold the phone. Mrs Mj claims to have heard this story on the internets before.

    What gives?

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Next time you should go **** in her closet. Chicks love that. [/najehdavenport]

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    Hold the phone. Mrs Mj claims to have heard this story on the internets before.

    What gives?
    Lies, there is no Ms Mj

    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley1
    Middle age is when high school chicks stop checking you out.
    Quote Originally Posted by Melo
    Ones that big disgust me.
    http://www.myspace.com/ou_adonis

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    Hold the phone. Mr Mj claims to have heard this story on the internets before.

    What gives?
    Fixed
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Cre behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Beanbag
    Next time you should go **** in her closet. Chicks love that. [/najehdavenport]

    Make sure to sing while you do it...


    Now I'm ****tin' your closet, he's ****tin' in the closet; Now I'm using your shirt as terlet paper, he's using your shirt as terlet paper; Now I'm looking for a bell, he's looking for a bell; Where is the bell, where's that damn bell...

    Next make a music video.

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