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    Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    I go out on the town last night to catch a Jason Boland show at the Bluebird Theater. The lady I've been seeing for a while meets me there. You guys said to throw her back that there were more crawdads in the creek but I'm still hanging around. Anyhoo, we have a large time and I was going to catch a cab home being as I was overserved and she takes me to her place. All is fine and dandy until sometime while we were asleep I get up and walk over to her door and pee on the carpet. I wake up and she has a bottle of 'pet stain remover' and paper towells. I proceed to apologise and feel like the jackass that I am. She insists it's not that big of a deal and takes me to my car. I'm thinking she's a keeper after last night.


    pic of yours truly and the girl with big boobs. How pimp is the Grady County Sheriff's Deputy shirt I have on??
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    one day

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    I'm thinking she might not be sharing your thoughts.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    I'm thinking she might not be sharing your thoughts.
    damn. good stuff.
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    Him being a ****ing tard does. You don't smack down your mongoloid cousin when he spits taters across the table.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    sorry, this image is temporarily unavailable

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    You're kidding....right? please?

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    I had a buddy who told me a story about a time where he woke up after a drinking binge and stood up in bed and pissed on his wife.

    Why he told me that story, I dunno. But if it makes you feel better, worse has been done.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley1
    Middle age is when high school chicks stop checking you out.
    Quote Originally Posted by Melo
    Ones that big disgust me.
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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Just tell her you like R. Kelley and wanted to break her in slow.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    True love is when you can **** on your girlfriends carpet and she keeps you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley1
    Middle age is when high school chicks stop checking you out.
    Quote Originally Posted by Melo
    Ones that big disgust me.
    http://www.myspace.com/ou_adonis

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    if she tells her friends, you are finished.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    How many of the other 198455 reasons also involve too much alcohol? Drunk people are funny.
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    I've heard of people doing this. My BIL has attempted it as a matter of fact.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by mdklatt
    Sounds like it's time to give up drinking.
    Or at least pass out in the great outdoors somewhere.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley1
    Middle age is when high school chicks stop checking you out.
    Quote Originally Posted by Melo
    Ones that big disgust me.
    http://www.myspace.com/ou_adonis

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by OklahomaTrombone
    sorry, this image is temporarily unavailable
    yep.

    sounds like you hit the whiskey after consuming several beers first

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by King Crimson
    if she tells her friends, you are finished.
    IF????

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    IF????
    good point.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    I wish I could make this stuff up. She has even called me today. Maybe I should quit drinking but then who would you guys laugh at?
    one day

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    I dated a girl that had a b/f do this. She didn't seem pleased.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Best thread evar.

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
    I wish I could make this stuff up. She has even called me today. Maybe I should quit drinking but then who would you guys laugh at?
    We always have stanley and pat.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley1
    Middle age is when high school chicks stop checking you out.
    Quote Originally Posted by Melo
    Ones that big disgust me.
    http://www.myspace.com/ou_adonis

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    Re: Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

    Quote Originally Posted by OU Adonis
    True love is when you can **** on your girlfriends carpet and she keeps you.
    Dude, call hallmark right now..them and the "Love is..." comic people
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Cre behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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