Otters

[crawfish]

No anti-freeze. Why waste perfectly good coolant on a damned coon?

My neighbor (who has a 10-acre watermelon patch) knocks a hole in the end of an egg, injects some poison (he won't tell me what, but I think it's strychnine cause it kills em' dead, right now) and seals the eggs with candle wax. He lays them all around his melon patch. Every morning he's carrying off crows, possums, and skunks. But the coons are just too smart. For whatever reason, they know better. I wonder if seeing a bunch of dead crows/skunks/possums might just tip em' off.

Out camping in east Texas, we saw a coon that not only unlatched our cooler and took two eggs out, but closed and latched it back up when it was done.

I was impressed.

[Mjcpr]

Out camping in east Texas, we saw a coon that not only unlatched our cooler and took two eggs out, but closed and latched it back up when it was done.

I was impressed.

Did the walls of your tent melt too?

[C&CDean]

Out camping in east Texas, we saw a coon that not only unlatched our cooler and took two eggs out, but closed and latched it back up when it was done.

I was impressed.

Shrooms huh? Psychedelic baby.

[IB4OU2]

Out camping in east Texas, we saw a coon that not only unlatched our cooler and took two eggs out, but closed and latched it back up when it was done.

I was impressed.

He did'nt leave a note.....damn Texas coons......

[OU Adonis]

I have fed a beaver or two in my time. Never an otter though.

[Soonrboy]

Dean, was it your neighbor you had to chase the coons out of her attic for her? or was it a possum? Surely, it wasn't a beaver.

[C&CDean]

Dean, was it your neighbor you had to chase the coons out of her attic for her? or was it a possum? Surely, it wasn't a beaver.

Ms. Webb, and it was a possum. Since that story, I've had to go trap a couple more for her. She feeds a damn cat in her garage and doesn't understand why she's got possums in there. I've caught her cat 2-3 times in the trap. I oughta just possumize it. She'd never know....

[SelmaBamaFan]

Dean, was it your neighbor you had to chase the coons out of her attic for her? or was it a possum? Surely, it wasn't a beaver.

I've been chasing beavers all my life, but not in an attic.

[Soonrboy]

Ms. Webb, and it was a possum. Since that story, I've had to go trap a couple more for her. She feeds a damn cat in her garage and doesn't understand why she's got possums in there. I've caught her cat 2-3 times in the trap. I oughta just possumize it. She'd never know....

Okay, I'll bite...

Possumize?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Ms. Webb, and it was a possum. Since that story, I've had to go trap a couple more for her. She feeds a damn cat in her garage and doesn't understand why she's got possums in there. I've caught her cat 2-3 times in the trap. I oughta just possumize it. She'd never know....

Then she'll be calling needing a ride to the ER because her 'cat' attacked her arm when she tried to pet it.

[Sooner51]

This one goes out to KC//CRIMSON:
"The racoon is smarter, he's knows how to untie your garbage, he's going through your trash, he's recycling ****, he's the F-ing bomb!"

[C&CDean]

Then she'll be calling needing a ride to the ER because her 'cat' attacked her arm when she tried to pet it.

That's impossible. "Possumize" is a euphamism for "euthanize."

She'd just think the kitty ran off.

[KC//CRIMSON]

This one goes out to KC//CRIMSON:
"The racoon is smarter, he's knows how to untie your garbage, he's going through your trash, he's recycling ****, he's the F-ing bomb!"

Hilarious.

More people should see that flick.

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

They have otters at our zoo.

The cool thing about the otters here is that they have a clear plastic tube/tunnel running across the bottom of the otter tank so that my daughter can get really excited about crawling in there under the otters and then stop half way through the tunnel and start crying so that I will have to make all the other kids there get out so that I can crawl in there and get her.

[yermom]

I threw some leftover corn on the cob out there for it about three weeks ago. It was so cute to watch him sit there and eat it with his cute little human-like hands.

So then I fed him some cat food. He sure did like that, too.

Now that bastard's getting in my plum trees to eat the plums, he's squeezing himself inside the cat door to get into the garage where I keep the cat food, he's scratching at the door that goes into the house because he smells other food - it's crazy.

He's also bringing family members with him now.

I messed up. Bad.

But he was so cute...

my mom feeds the coons that come in her back yard

if she doesn't they eat the fish out of the ponds...

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Oh, crap. I have fish in my pond so I'd better just put a collar on him and name him.

Carl. I'll call him Carl.

[C&CDean]

my mom feeds the coons that come in her back yard

if she doesn't they eat the fish out of the ponds...

pfffft. You know what you call what mom feeds the coons? Appetizers. They'll eat the fish too if they want them.

[IB4OU2]

Oh, crap. I have fish in my pond so I'd better just put a collar on him and name him.

Carl. I'll call him Carl.

Carl the coon......I like it!......good luck with the collar though......

[C&CDean]

BSG's gonna write a new safety book for children. It's gonna be called "Don't Collar Carl the Coon" by 3-fingers JB.

[yermom]

pfffft. You know what you call what mom feeds the coons? Appetizers. They'll eat the fish too if they want them.

i think it's just a warning