Out camping in east Texas, we saw a coon that not only unlatched our cooler and took two eggs out, but closed and latched it back up when it was done.Originally Posted by C&CDean
I was impressed.
Out camping in east Texas, we saw a coon that not only unlatched our cooler and took two eggs out, but closed and latched it back up when it was done.Originally Posted by C&CDean
I was impressed.
Did the walls of your tent melt too?Originally Posted by crawfish
Shrooms huh? Psychedelic baby.Originally Posted by crawfish
He did'nt leave a note.....damn Texas coons......Originally Posted by crawfish
I have fed a beaver or two in my time. Never an otter though.
Dean, was it your neighbor you had to chase the coons out of her attic for her? or was it a possum? Surely, it wasn't a beaver.
Do it for the Polar bears.
Ms. Webb, and it was a possum. Since that story, I've had to go trap a couple more for her. She feeds a damn cat in her garage and doesn't understand why she's got possums in there. I've caught her cat 2-3 times in the trap. I oughta just possumize it. She'd never know....Originally Posted by Soonrboy
Originally Posted by Soonrboy
I've been chasing beavers all my life, but not in an attic.
The color Orange is just Crimson, with a whole lot of yellow in it
Okay, I'll bite...Originally Posted by C&CDean
Possumize?
Do it for the Polar bears.
Then she'll be calling needing a ride to the ER because her 'cat' attacked her arm when she tried to pet it.Originally Posted by C&CDean
This one goes out to KC//CRIMSON:
"The racoon is smarter, he's knows how to untie your garbage, he's going through your trash, he's recycling ****, he's the F-ing bomb!"
That's impossible. "Possumize" is a euphamism for "euthanize."Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
She'd just think the kitty ran off.
Hilarious.Originally Posted by Sooner51
More people should see that flick.
They have otters at our zoo.
The cool thing about the otters here is that they have a clear plastic tube/tunnel running across the bottom of the otter tank so that my daughter can get really excited about crawling in there under the otters and then stop half way through the tunnel and start crying so that I will have to make all the other kids there get out so that I can crawl in there and get her.
my mom feeds the coons that come in her back yardOriginally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
if she doesn't they eat the fish out of the ponds...
Oh, crap. I have fish in my pond so I'd better just put a collar on him and name him.
Carl. I'll call him Carl.
pfffft. You know what you call what mom feeds the coons? Appetizers. They'll eat the fish too if they want them.Originally Posted by yermom
Carl the coon......I like it!......good luck with the collar though......Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
BSG's gonna write a new safety book for children. It's gonna be called "Don't Collar Carl the Coon" by 3-fingers JB.
i think it's just a warningOriginally Posted by C&CDean